GlazeHer's definitions

submission under review

The suspenseful auto-response one receives via email from Urban Dictionary after reviewing and confirming a brilliant addition!

Me: "Hey yo, you submit that hilarious word we made up last night to Urban Dictionary yet?"
You: "Yes, but I haven't received anything after I responded to the infamous "submission under review" auto-reply. Kinda hoping the editors keep me hanging then in 3-5 days I receive a "was published!" email and relive our genius all over again!

by GlazeHer May 9, 2014

stay at home

When the Governor of Cali orders you to stay at home during COVID-19, so you are forced to do nothing and it is everything you ever hoped it would be.

The Governor issued a stay at home order, so now I have an excuse to sit on the couch with Ben, Jerry and watch Netflix and chill with my dog while maintaining a steady buzz thanks to legal cannabis!

by GlazeHer March 27, 2020

lots of meat

what someone eats while traveling through the Southwest.

I had lots of meat while in Texas, everything is bigger... including my shits!

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

ditziot

A ditzy idiot. When someone is not only a ditz, but also an idiot.

Yo, Darcie is hot & while I think she can be ditzy at times, she really proves herself to also be an idiot. That bitch is a ditziot!

by GlazeHer March 18, 2016

brolliant

When a typically dumb bro says something brilliant.

Dud: "Why are butterflies called butterflies when they aren't made of butter?"
Bud: "Whoa man, never pondered that before..."
Dud: "Yeah, I'm basically a brilliant Bro."
Bud: "Totes, you're Brolliant!"

by GlazeHer January 1, 2014

misfake

When someone acts like they made a mistake, but they're actually faking it.

Girl: "Chick, did you actually just grab my man's junk?"
Chick: "No, girl... it was a mistake"
Girl: "Not sure chick, seems like you meant to do it!"
Chick: "Girl, you saying I faked it and made a misfake!?!"

by GlazeHer December 31, 2013

the kid is not my cum

similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be

Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!

by GlazeHer August 11, 2014