lady snores

When a lady dozes off and begins to snore so faintly it's almost difficult to know she's even sleeping.

John's Ho fell asleep on the couch again, but I don't mind because her lady snores are so soft.

by GlazeHer January 01, 2014

availabang

A term used when some is asked or informs someone else they are available to bang

I'm back in town and availabang tonight, so hit me up if you want to hit this!

by GlazeHer January 31, 2014

unicorn hole

Not so different than one's corn hole, only referring to a Unicorn's corn hole. Spewing rainbows & other fantasy type ish.

He was on cloud 9 to the extent he felt magical enough to get it in the unicorn hole.

by GlazeHer May 22, 2016

I don't play games, I win them

When two people are arguing and one tells the other to "stop playing games"! Yet the other person is always right, so they don't play games... they win them!

Dude: "You really gotta chill out and stop playing games!"
Dudette: "I don't play games, I win them!"

by GlazeHer June 04, 2025

lock walk

A walk a female does to the restroom to avoid dripping after a load is shot in her.

I have mastered the lock walk, I never have to mop up the floor after climax.

by GlazeHer July 01, 2014

golden pee

Similar to the game Golden Tee, only instead of getting a hole in one, a male attempts to urinate inside a woman's hole during intercourse.

Come over later and we can play golden pee!

by GlazeHer April 12, 2016

funniest person on the couch

A saying when someone is on the couch with at least one more person & truly believes they are the funniest person, but to humble their stance, they mention their physical presence in the room.

Biebs thought he was hilarious, but knowing he had legit competition that night, he claimed himself the funniest person on the couch.

by GlazeHer November 03, 2016