George's definitions

parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

guitar molestation

either too much guitar in a song or too long and too many solos.

eddie van halen is severely guilty of guitar molestation.

by george January 20, 2005

colitas

beauty, happiness, comfort

i can feel colitas in the air, the sweet smell of colitas

by george September 24, 2004

Spicy Hogan

Same as the Hogan, accept that the piece of meat has spices on it

she got up in my face so i gave that bitch a spicy hogan

by George December 4, 2004

santa fe dyke

Any woman who is known for her birkenstock sportin', torquoise jewelry wearing, self rightous, culture starved, money having ways.

Guy: check her out!
Dude: yeah, not bad for a santa fe dyke.
guy: yeah, fuck s.f.d.'s

by george January 20, 2005

liability

A person (usually female) who becomes a hassle and general embarrassment when drunk. However, they are harmless and cause more laughter/ stories/ material for blackmail than utter humiliation and upset for their minders (usually male).

She was such a liability she tried to take her clothes off.

You're a fcuking liability

by george April 21, 2005

pardon my French

An apology for using profanity (and casual national insult).

Fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck. Pardon my French.

by george December 1, 2003