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kwayme

1. n. kim mathers + wayne stokes = kwayme
2. n. the chemical goo resulting from kwayme
3. n. kim mathers
oh my god kwayme(3) just gave you treatment!
by george June 20, 2004
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charva

There are various degrees of being a Charva. It is not as clean cut as some may have you think.

Here are my gradings 1 - 5, 1 Being Least Charva’ish and 5 being fully blown Charva, Stripey Jumper and All.

1. Wears expensive Rockport Boots and Stripey Jumpers. Does this because alot of other people he knows where these things. I personally know people at this grade, they are very down to earth and only occasionally wear the Charva uniform.

2. Above with the addition of a modified Geordie accent. This accent modification is very well documented in other posts on this page.

3. As above who hangs about in groups of other charvas. This is an important stage, this is where a Charva borders on becoming intrusive, arrogant, and to be blunt, a bit of a waste of space. They also wear a Burburry cap which is very carefully worn at 45 degrees, the practical function of this is still under investigation.

4. As above including, the Charva will have a very bad attitute to anything that he or she doesn’t like or understand, they will have a chip on the shoulder attitude. This type of Charva is very arrogant and doesn’t really care about anything but him or herself

5. As above….They are the roughest people you could possibly come across, they beg on the streets for money which they need to feed their drink and drug habits. The females have lots of scrunches in their hair, usually have a ridiculous fringe, wear bright colloured leggings and tend not to have much dress sense at all.

Charva`s have changed their dress code somewhat in the last 5 years. They used to wear Kappa tracksuits with a vast array of ski jackets, this has moved on to any sort of top that has horizontal stripes, (polo shirt and jumpers are a favorite). Rockport or rockport look-alike boots are also worn. Jeans are usually worn however some charvas prefer tracksuit bottoms (usually worn only by the poorer charvas).

The modern Charva name was associated with people from Newcastle, however, they can be seen on many streets throughout the UK, with very similar dress sense and attitude, however as you can imagine, their accent and slang differs from city to city.
I once heard one charva in a college corridor saying

"Whaa, its purley belta freezin the day hew"
by George November 28, 2003
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web site

A place where your father/cousin/brother/uncle uses his credit card to access pornographic films and images.
"Where did you get that anal video?" "Off of a website"
by george July 21, 2003
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wall shot

A very degrading insult. Slang for human seman shot on a wall.
"That dude robbie is such a f**king wall shot, man."
by George June 19, 2005
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New York

The greatest city and state in the world. There's just nothing like it! I grew up Upstate (Copiague) and love NY!
by George November 23, 2004
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nubs

Someone with no arms or legs, so they have nubs, so they are nubs.

From a NOFX song.
Dude, shes got no arms or legs.
Yeah dufus, shes nubs.
by George November 21, 2004
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long island

A suburban hell hole with many malls, and 7-11's for these predominantly catholic and jewish teenagers to loiter in front of. Many kids who act big in front of a crowd and think their "my rules apply here" *looks up at sign 'Pelham Parkway'* and usually get their asses handed to them in a heart beat. Typical dumbfucks of this region could be best defined by Amy Fisher and that no talent, all american burger eating sack of shit Billy Joel
Hey Mikey I just saw the funniest shit.

Oh yea what?

I just saw two dumb blonde haired blue eyed wiggers get shot and robbed in fort apache.

Hahahaha....stupid naive fucking children of long island.
by George May 13, 2005
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