George's definitions

War

The only reason any of you ass-jockeys has the ability to write page after page of banal, ignorant bullshit; the reason none of you have a big, white-wig-wearing British bulldog pounding your ass every night (which is better than any of you dipshits deserve).

Magnificent! Compared to war all other forms of human endeavor shrink to insignificance. Gold help me, I do love it so!

by George June 28, 2004

good things

a term for someone that you care greatly for. as to say that they are all the things in life.

Your the good things woman.

by george January 20, 2005

Flaming Hogan

same as the spicy or regular Hogan, but the piece of meat is on fire when you slap the person in the face with it. One could give a Spicy Flaming Hogan by spicing and setting fire to a piece of meat and slapping someone.

He pulled a gun so i cooked up a flaming hogan for him.

by George December 4, 2004

colitas

made up word from the eagles, can mean either happiness or even contentness

I feel such colitas around me

by george September 24, 2004

levittown

Trash talking pussies ass mommas boys and little princesses who grow up listen to z-100 for a couple of years, add mtv throw in tri county and a few wiggers and presto, fucking levittown

Hey mike why are they running away from this fight, theres 3 of us and 9 of them?

Mike: dont you see theyre running scared because its in their nature theyre from levittown

by george November 18, 2004

your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad

The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.

Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....

by George May 2, 2005

mouthgasm

Eating something so good it gives you an orgasm, in your mouth or in your pants.

Macdonalds cookies are so good, they give me a mouthgasm every time i eat them

by George November 27, 2004