George's definitions

guitar molestation

either too much guitar in a song or too long and too many solos.

eddie van halen is severely guilty of guitar molestation.

by george January 20, 2005

exorcising demons

to jam any kind of musical instrument to relieve stress or get a song idea down.

come over tonight and bring your bass we are gonna be exorcsing demons.

by george January 20, 2005

Pepegasm

n. 1. An instantaneous orgasm resulting from very little to no stimulation given. 2. Any sort of other immediate intense gratification with minimal stimulation. {Pepe, from the e-famous 20yr old virgin in Fort Worth, Texas; gasm as a derivative of orgasmos, Greek for swelling, namely of certain organs due to stimulus}

Example: Upon sight of the attractive girl approaching, Pepe immediately ran back to his vehicle, narrowly escaping a public Pepegasm.

by George December 20, 2004

parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

santa fe dyke

Any woman who is known for her birkenstock sportin', torquoise jewelry wearing, self rightous, culture starved, money having ways.

Guy: check her out!
Dude: yeah, not bad for a santa fe dyke.
guy: yeah, fuck s.f.d.'s

by george January 20, 2005

colitas

beauty, happiness, comfort

i can feel colitas in the air, the sweet smell of colitas

by george September 24, 2004

true that

to agree with someone.

Guy1: Man that chick is hot
Guy2: True that

by George February 13, 2004