Vagina Monologues

Pussycat Pooki twat Powderbox Poochie Poopi Peepe Poopelu Poonani Pal Piche Toadie Dee dee Nishi Dignity Monkey Box Coochi Snorcher Cooter Labbe Gladys Seagelman VA Wee wee Fi Fi Horespot Nappy Dugout Mongo Mooky Pajama Tamale Tottita Connie Mimi Knish Schmende cunt

What good, wholesome entertainment will be twenty years from now.

She asked me if I'd seen the Vagina Monologues and I screamed, "Those things can talk!"

by george February 22, 2003

parade of wrinkles

a crowded room full of old people.

i went to thrift town on monday and they had a parade of wrinkles going on.

by george January 20, 2005

bulkus

An accumulated chunk of mass which is unstable and chemically imbalanced; generally a result of dynamic energy overload, usually caused by mental imbalance. The Bulkus term is rarely used as compliment, however it is usually applied to men of enormous stature

The bulkus exuberantly emphasised his confidence by screeching, "DAMN JEALOUS PEOPLE!"

by George February 16, 2004

your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad

The ultimate comeback, used by both men and women, becuase there is abseloutly nothing to say back to it.

Person 1Fuck you, dickhead
Urbandictiionary reader Your just pissed becuase i fucked your dad
Person 1 ....uh....

by George May 02, 2005

mouthgasm

Eating something so good it gives you an orgasm, in your mouth or in your pants.

Macdonalds cookies are so good, they give me a mouthgasm every time i eat them

by George November 27, 2004

dick weed

A person who perpetually exercises poor social judgement.

If you don't stop acting like a dickweed, I'm going to have to kick your ass.

by George March 16, 2003

TIB

Tongue in bum, simple
May need a little pre work to get happening

I tibbed you mama all night long!
Now everything tastes like poopie

by George November 23, 2004