George's definitions

marty hard

a term used for relentlesly jacking off.

don't marty too hard you'll get carpaltunnel.

by george January 20, 2005

hair panties

a girl with a bush so large it appears she is wearing panties made or pubic hair.

it was going good untill she dropped her panties only to reveal hair panties.

by george January 20, 2005

Pepegasm

n. 1. An instantaneous orgasm resulting from very little to no stimulation given. 2. Any sort of other immediate intense gratification with minimal stimulation. {Pepe, from the e-famous 20yr old virgin in Fort Worth, Texas; gasm as a derivative of orgasmos, Greek for swelling, namely of certain organs due to stimulus}

Example: Upon sight of the attractive girl approaching, Pepe immediately ran back to his vehicle, narrowly escaping a public Pepegasm.

by George December 20, 2004

guitar molestation

either too much guitar in a song or too long and too many solos.

eddie van halen is severely guilty of guitar molestation.

by george January 20, 2005

santa fe dyke

Any woman who is known for her birkenstock sportin', torquoise jewelry wearing, self rightous, culture starved, money having ways.

Guy: check her out!
Dude: yeah, not bad for a santa fe dyke.
guy: yeah, fuck s.f.d.'s

by george January 20, 2005

long island

A suburban hell hole with many malls, and 7-11's for these predominantly catholic and jewish teenagers to loiter in front of. Many kids who act big in front of a crowd and think their "my rules apply here" *looks up at sign 'Pelham Parkway'* and usually get their asses handed to them in a heart beat. Typical dumbfucks of this region could be best defined by Amy Fisher and that no talent, all american burger eating sack of shit Billy Joel

Hey Mikey I just saw the funniest shit.

Oh yea what?

I just saw two dumb blonde haired blue eyed wiggers get shot and robbed in fort apache.

Hahahaha....stupid naive fucking children of long island.

by George May 13, 2005

Flaming Hogan

same as the spicy or regular Hogan, but the piece of meat is on fire when you slap the person in the face with it. One could give a Spicy Flaming Hogan by spicing and setting fire to a piece of meat and slapping someone.

He pulled a gun so i cooked up a flaming hogan for him.

by George December 4, 2004