Geoff's definitions

Lord_Luc

A rare Texan speccies of ass ole

you Lord_Luc, what did you stick your hand in the mincer for?

by geoff February 11, 2004

Flying

Create a magic carpet, then lie upon thy stichings and bless the lord for what you have done to keep it and not spank your own mother for her wrong doings. Thank You.

"Stop flying!"

by Geoff March 27, 2003

metallicaeg

N. Turdwanker; buffoon; douchebag. See also: metrosexual

V. To boink

"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg"
"Yeah well your MOM is a metallicaeg!"
"Speaking of moms, I metallicaeged your mom last night!"

by Geoff March 28, 2005

Nag-Tag

When you write gay on your hand with chalk and then apply your hand to the jacket or sweatshirt of another it will imprint a the word "gay" on the jacket or sweatshirt.

Make sure your write it backwards, for if you don't you will have "yag" written on your fellow friend.

by Geoff March 14, 2003

bumbak

Someone fond of showing others his bum crack, then rubbing sand in it.

Look at that hairy bumbak.

by Geoff April 17, 2004

crabalocker

a dude who lurks on forums, leaping out with witty retorts and posts so well timed that any unsuspecting member is instantly owned.

He pulled a crabalocker on Aviate. Now he owns his ass.

by Geoff October 12, 2003

Benny T

formidable cs player

he pwns @ cs

by Geoff April 7, 2004