Mussolini's Revenge 

Having diarrhea from eating Italian food. This is usually caused from Italian restaurants not run by Italians.

Named for Benito Mussolini, the dictator of Fascist Italy, and a pun on Montezuma's Revenge, the result of eating bad Mexican food.

I know I should have said something to the waiter when my ravioli came out cold, now I have Mussolini's revenge.

Mussolini's Revenge by james sssssssssssss March 25, 2009

Mussolini's Booty tap 

When an italian boyfriend cheats on his german/Japanese girlfriend

Dont trust Mario, when I dated him he did a Mussolini's booty tap.

Mussolini's Booty tap by LittleKidLoverMichaelScott December 13, 2018

Mussolini's Milk Breakfast 

When you're happy to wake up on God's green earth and you're thirsty before another wonderful day of lifting weights, hiking and eating meat. So you wake up your stupid wife and she nurses you with her big soft milkies before you start your day.

Mussolini's Milk Breakfast consists of a glass of milk, and it is a matter of one minute. "I drink it at the table in small guips," he says, ''so that it may be properly salivated. Milk is a wonderful food, perhaps, the best food known to man. This one glass of milk contains enough nourishment to sustain me until the midday meal six hours hence."

Mussolini's Milk Breakfast by Spliffgrams October 11, 2021

mussolini's kiss 

the point at which all dignity is lost and the shit you've been holding in for too long ruins your underwear.

most common at the mall during the holiday season, during a softball game after drinking too much coffee or the ride home after a tex-mex dinner with your family.

where are your underwear?

Mussolini's Kiss. I had to ditch them in the changing room at Dillards.

mussolini's kiss by BobbySecrets December 4, 2010

Mussolini's Autism 

Bad

Wait Mussolini's Autism?????

Mussolini's Autism by Pacedonica March 13, 2019

mussolini speech bubble 

A classic gem from r/ultraleft. Often used when someone simps for the petite bourgeoisie/acts like mere worker co-ops will bring about socialism, which makes them look like Mussolini.

Person 1: "Capitalism shut down my local coffee shop. Capitalism can suck it"
based ultrachad: *mussolini speech bubble*

mussolini speech bubble by AgainstTransHate June 25, 2024

Sneaky mussolini

when a man and a women are having sex and the man is giving the women anal, he reaches around front of her and starts to finger her vagina

I was fucking your mom last night and gave her a Sneaky mussolini...im sneaky like that

Sneaky mussolini by JJ,Brandon,Nick November 21, 2005