joo and joor mama

1. A way to direct an insult towards someone with such intensity that it conserns not only the one being insulted, but also carrys overs to that person mother.
2. When something is directed towared you and your mother, when your mother probobly has no idea what is going on.
Dood joo and joor mama are fucking ass goblins.
by gary January 26, 2005
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tmmlmb

Created by the legendary Funky_Del as a more fitting replacement for lol; means "That made me lick my balls!". To be more precise, lol in messaging services nowadays is more of a general part of a sentence, like a full stop or comma, than to mean you actually "laughed out loud", and in contrast "lmao" seems too much to use for things that are only vaguely funny. Therefore, tmmlmb was created.
"... anyway, I was thinking..."
"LMMLMB!"
by Gary April 30, 2005
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hater

A person who takes the time to "Hate on" others because they have more than said hater.
Ya see, I don't like that Bill Cosby because he's so damn rich
by Gary July 08, 2004
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kalis

n. "kalis", complete ownage, domination, ultimate skill
by Gary February 15, 2003
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SHO

It stands for Super High Output. Ford makes the Taurus SHO
I am outside working on my SHO. Then I am going to go for a ride in my SHO.
by gary December 02, 2003
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joo and joor madre

This is a variation of joo and joor mama. This variation should only be used if:
A. You are insulting one who is Spanish and you wish the insult to carry over to his mother or "Madre"
B. If the one you are insulting is bilingual (Spanish and English) and you wish to impress him/her by insulting him/her in their native tongue.
C. If the one you are insulting knows no Spanish and you wish only to not only insult him/her and their mother but also to show off your uber Spanish skillz.

Please use this only in these circumstances.
by gary January 26, 2005
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