Gary's definitions

sky dump

The act of shitting from a ceiling fan or step ladder (preferably 12ft.) onto ones face and/or chest. (Altitudes may vary.)

Jon watched as the steam rose off mary's chest after releasing a juicy sky dump from his brand new 12ft. step ladder.

by gary May 13, 2005

oj simpson

Someone who used to play football and is now a free man even though he killed two people. He's also known as a liar.

someone who kills people

by Gary May 13, 2005

nubeerection

The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)

I woke up this morning with serious nubeerection

by gary May 13, 2005

squwortoint

the moment that a saw grips the object you are trying (so hard) to cut. Generally used by people who suck at DIY (i.e. Me).

I keep trying to cut this fucking log, but the saw keeps giving me squwortoints.

by gary May 13, 2005

Shimmy

To avoid work or to dodge responsibility

Joe really shimmied out of that task

by Gary May 13, 2005

pharlei

1) a chick who is a combination of fat and ugly.

2) a chick who was a fat lay.

geezz what a pharlei...

by Gary May 2, 2005

tmmlmb

Created by the legendary Funky_Del as a more fitting replacement for lol; means "That made me lick my balls!". To be more precise, lol in messaging services nowadays is more of a general part of a sentence, like a full stop or comma, than to mean you actually "laughed out loud", and in contrast "lmao" seems too much to use for things that are only vaguely funny. Therefore, tmmlmb was created.

"... anyway, I was thinking..."
"LMMLMB!"

by Gary April 30, 2005