Definitions by Gary

sky dump 

The act of shitting from a ceiling fan or step ladder (preferably 12ft.) onto ones face and/or chest. (Altitudes may vary.)

Jon watched as the steam rose off mary's chest after releasing a juicy sky dump from his brand new 12ft. step ladder.

sky dump by gary May 13, 2005

oj simpson 

Someone who used to play football and is now a free man even though he killed two people. He's also known as a liar.

someone who kills people

oj simpson by Gary May 13, 2005

nubeerection 

The errection aquired from awaking and needing a piss. (other names include morning willy, morning wood and jiffyrection)

I woke up this morning with serious nubeerection

nubeerection by gary May 13, 2005

squwortoint 

the moment that a saw grips the object you are trying (so hard) to cut. Generally used by people who suck at DIY (i.e. Me).

I keep trying to cut this fucking log, but the saw keeps giving me squwortoints.

squwortoint by gary May 13, 2005

Shimmy 

To avoid work or to dodge responsibility

Joe really shimmied out of that task

Shimmy by Gary May 13, 2005

pharlei

1) a chick who is a combination of fat and ugly.

2) a chick who was a fat lay.

geezz what a pharlei...

pharlei by Gary May 2, 2005

tmmlmb 

Created by the legendary Funky_Del as a more fitting replacement for lol; means "That made me lick my balls!". To be more precise, lol in messaging services nowadays is more of a general part of a sentence, like a full stop or comma, than to mean you actually "laughed out loud", and in contrast "lmao" seems too much to use for things that are only vaguely funny. Therefore, tmmlmb was created.

"... anyway, I was thinking..."
"LMMLMB!"

tmmlmb by Gary April 30, 2005