Weaksauce

Weaksauce(adj.) - A term used in place of "that is (lame/weak/gay/etc.)!"

(1)"Um...Honey, I think the condom broke."
"Weaksauce!"
(2)"Dude, you missed it! That fat chick just got punched in the face!"
"Weaksauce!"

by Garret June 15, 2004

Weaksauce

(1)Word used in place of more definite adjectives. Weak being interchangeable with many other adjectives, while sauce remains as a suffix.
(2)Lacking fertile sperm.

(1a)"Uh, dude, we're all out of bud."
"Weaksauce!"
(1b)"Man, my mom caught me tokin' last night.
"Gaysauce."
(2)"Goddamnit, we need to adopt kids."
"Why?"
"'Cause you've got fuckin' weaksauce."

by Garret February 06, 2005

iron maiden

best metal band ever. best songs are flight of icarus and murders in the rue morgue.

dave murray is an amazing guitarist

by garret July 05, 2003

Lamb of God

One of the best metalcore bands out there. If you were to make a sexual equivalent to listening to Lamb of God, it'd be trying to deepthroat a tree stump.

If you say you like metal, but don't like Lamb of God, you're a fuckin' fag and a goddamn liar.

by Garret February 04, 2005

Pike

The action of just straight-up drilling a bitch in any orifice (most commonly vagina).

"Hey baby, wanna get piked?"
"Ho, don't even ask me to pike you; you know you can't take this dick."

by Garret August 29, 2004

nig-rig

To fix something very temporarily; with little or no real repair or use of tools/assisstance. Also see MacGuyver.

"Dude, my car's not starting, I just need it to get me to work and back tonight, and I've got to be there in an hour. Think you can help?"
"Yeah, I can nig-rig 'er."

by Garret February 06, 2005

facial

(1)Application of make-up to one's face.
(2)Application of sperm to one's face.
Also see: smud

(1)"I'm going to Green's Salon to get my facial done."
(2)"Dude! Ron Jeremy just gave that bitch a facial!"

by Garret June 15, 2004