Garret's definitions

Weaksauce

(1)Word used in place of more definite adjectives. Weak being interchangeable with many other adjectives, while sauce remains as a suffix.
(2)Lacking fertile sperm.

(1a)"Uh, dude, we're all out of bud."
"Weaksauce!"
(1b)"Man, my mom caught me tokin' last night.
"Gaysauce."
(2)"Goddamnit, we need to adopt kids."
"Why?"
"'Cause you've got fuckin' weaksauce."

by Garret February 6, 2005

iron maiden

best metal band ever. best songs are flight of icarus and murders in the rue morgue.

dave murray is an amazing guitarist

by garret July 4, 2003

AOL

A shitty internet service, which I like to refer to as "America Offline," because the shit crashes so much. Thank God I got Comcast. Oh, Tom Warner's a fucking faggot.

"I'm Tom Warner, and I'm a fucking faggot."

by Garret February 6, 2005

smud

smud(n.) - The residual of one's ejaculatory fluids; usually in reference to one receiving a facial.

"Ah man, you got my smud all over your face!"
"You could probably see better if you wiped all that smud out of your eyes."

by Garret June 14, 2004

Flo

The god-like drummer from Cryptopsy.

"Man, that drum solo Flo Mounier did was fuckin' insane."

by Garret March 28, 2005

Lamb of God

One of the best metalcore bands out there. If you were to make a sexual equivalent to listening to Lamb of God, it'd be trying to deepthroat a tree stump.

If you say you like metal, but don't like Lamb of God, you're a fuckin' fag and a goddamn liar.

by Garret February 3, 2005

nig-rig

To fix something very temporarily; with little or no real repair or use of tools/assisstance. Also see MacGuyver.

"Dude, my car's not starting, I just need it to get me to work and back tonight, and I've got to be there in an hour. Think you can help?"
"Yeah, I can nig-rig 'er."

by Garret February 6, 2005