garret's definitions

iron maiden

best metal band ever. best songs are flight of icarus and murders in the rue morgue.

dave murray is an amazing guitarist

by garret July 4, 2003

AOL

A shitty internet service, which I like to refer to as "America Offline," because the shit crashes so much. Thank God I got Comcast. Oh, Tom Warner's a fucking faggot.

"I'm Tom Warner, and I'm a fucking faggot."

by Garret February 6, 2005

call waiting face off

If you're on the phone with someone, and someone else calls, they enter a call waiting face off. The loser obviously being the one you tell you'll call back.

A: "Hey, hold on. I got another call."
B: "'k. (Goddamnit, I'm in a call waiting face off)"
--line-switch--
A: "Sorry about that, I was on the other line."
C: "It's ok. (Fuck... call waiting face off.)"
A: "Hold on a sec, 'k?"
C: "Sure. (SUCK IT, I WIN!)"
--line-switch--
A: "Hey man, I gotta call you back."
B: "Alright, see ya. (Fuck, I lost.)"

by Garret February 3, 2005

Pike

The action of just straight-up drilling a bitch in any orifice (most commonly vagina).

"Hey baby, wanna get piked?"
"Ho, don't even ask me to pike you; you know you can't take this dick."

by Garret August 28, 2004

facial

(1)Application of make-up to one's face.
(2)Application of sperm to one's face.
Also see: smud

(1)"I'm going to Green's Salon to get my facial done."
(2)"Dude! Ron Jeremy just gave that bitch a facial!"

by Garret June 15, 2004

Spic-up

More commonly a Chevy S-10 with a new paint job, rims, speakers and hydraulics.

"Man, I was watching TV, and I heard this shitty rap from the street. I look out, and, what do y'know, it was coming from a spic-up."

by Garret February 17, 2005

mo' sauz

When you ask for more sauce in New Orleans.

"Ya'll like sauz 'roun' he'e?"
"Mo' sauz."

by Garret February 4, 2005