GOD's definitions

ripped

Very drunk or otherwise under the influence.
properly wankered.

synonyms include

Hammered
Trollied
Balck 'n' Deckered
Nailed
Wankered
Fucked
Shitted
Bolloxed
Cunted
etc.

Any swear word or tool with -ed added on the end.

Torn

I was badly ripped.
He was ripped to the tits.

by GOD September 14, 2003

kanaba

The oldest surviving word on the planet, more commonly spelled "cannabis" now, it is around 8000 years old

sumarian: "this is some killer kanaba, i bet it would make a good shirt but im just going to smoke it"

by god October 13, 2003

silicon valley

south bay where there are a lot of high tech companies

Wow u work in Silicon Valley. U must be one rich programmer

by God October 28, 2003

kooloo

a long joint rolled in a kooloo paper

spark up that kooloo and pass it this way!

by god October 13, 2003

fart dick

1 n: A penis that has had wind broken upon it; almost explicitly meaning during anal sex

"Fuck, Gabby! Now I have a fart dick, I told you not to have chili today!"

by God October 28, 2004

happycamper

quite simply to be put as a man who enjoys grasping the manbeef

man1: dayum, that hc gives some fine mudda fuggin nuthugging..
man2: oath its like get on your knees and camp on my cock you happy mofo

by god November 8, 2006

gusner

To have gruesome, hardcore Haitian sex and then write about it on the internet.

"Yo, dude, I gusnered all night last night."
"Man, I know! I read about it when I googled your name!"

by God November 10, 2006