G.M.H.'s definitions

Matt Gill

N. - A mythical Irishman who was said to have destroyed Superman's home when he first synthesized Krypton in chemistry. Standing about five feet tall, Matt Gill can fly, shoot lazer beans from his eyes, drink any amount of beer, and turn any frisbee he touches into straight, heat-seeking, side-winding, and lazer-guided missles until they reach their intended targets.

Matt Gill commonly insists that he hasn't drank, as less than 99 beers off the wall doesn't even count in his book.

Matt Gill is an Omnihero, and as such can outrun any superhero. He eats gold and pisses rainbows, allowing him to follow the Yellow, Orange, Red, Green, Blue, Indigo, and Violet River to more gold, in a vicious cycle. Leprechauns worship him as their savior and upholder of Irish traditions.

When Matt Gill threw a frisbee the length of half a football field against the wind, and abruptly appeared to catch it with his left hand while not looking for a touchdown.

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009

Cummercial Enterprise

An economic enterprise taken by a company deeply invested in the making of sex toys and objects, or films and entertainment, for commercial purposes.

Hairy Johnson: Did you hear that a Japanese company is making disposable canned vaginas?
Dick Wholeson: Yeah, what a huge Cummercial Enterprise to undertake. I hope it works out well for them.
Major Perineum: Amen to that, its an all-American cornerstone of happiness, considering that its Japanese.

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009

Cuntacle

Cunts who act like they are popsicles and the candy of life, not to be confused with cunticle, or cunts who are like popsicles and are the candy of life.

Melinda: "Hey do you want to go out?"
Russ Teidrick: "No you cuntacle, but I'd like to suck on the cunticle over there."

by G.M.H. December 2, 2009

Luke

V. - To dominate at Ultimate Frisbee, particularly when played at night. To appear from out side of near proximity, to tip, block, intercept, or successfully catch a frisbee. To score a touchdown, or pass as an assist for a touchdown. To outrun one or more people who have been running for less time, and slower than you, from a significant distance behind them. To win the game.

Scott: "Drew, you worship Luke way too much."
Drew: "Well, he did just score again."
Scott: " Goddammit, where's Brad!"
James: "Goddammit, where's Matt Gill!"

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009

Sluck

V. - To suck and lick at once with all the skill of a slut.

Denise slucked de nephews balls alls nite.

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009

Creye Up

V. - To figuratively eye someone up by crying pitifully and testing their guilt, emotional sympathy, and ambivalence response levels. Commonly used as a way to change the subject when they may ask you about lying, manipulating, affairs, poor decisions, or uncomfortable topics.

"So, did you get around to making me dinner yet, like you said?"
"Oh John! I've had so much to do every since your mom died, helping out you're brothers and sisters, and..."
"Jesus fucking Christ, just say no. My mom died a year and half ago so stop bringing it the fuck up, don't creye up so much."

by G.M.H. November 5, 2009

Greasy Meat-Poker

To fuck the belly button of your partner. To insert the penis in the belly-button and have intercourse. Dubbed for its similarity to poking a roast-beef or chicken with a meat-thermometer or poker to see if it is tender.

Hugh Jass: Wow, you have an amazing girlfriend. I'd like to pull a Greasy Meat-Poker on her!
Wifebee Tier: Oh ya, Amerikan man, oh yeah. But only Ie kan.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009