G.M.H.'s definitions

Cuntacle

Cunts who act like they are popsicles and the candy of life, not to be confused with cunticle, or cunts who are like popsicles and are the candy of life.

Melinda: "Hey do you want to go out?"
Russ Teidrick: "No you cuntacle, but I'd like to suck on the cunticle over there."

by G.M.H. December 2, 2009

Preachfessor

A professor who only teaches through lecture and sermons, a preacher teacher.

Prof. Pierce Ovshit: "And I am curious to know what you think, but first I should mention that back in the 14th century there was..."
Stew Dent: "A man who couldn't shut up to save his life. Fucking preachfessor."

by G.M.H. December 2, 2009

Matt Damon

V. - To be own, pwn, make an example, and prove to be an incompetent and worthless noob, to rape and dehumanize. To boom headshot.
N. - A impotent incompetent mindless waste of flesh.

James "I can't out-snipe this guy, he's too fast. But he's running through the smoke to come into the tower."
William "No, he's wondering how I jumped off the stairs, turned, and headshotted him with my trenchgun in mid-air before he finished reloading. Assuming hes that smart."
James "God, you've got to stop Matt Damoning these guys so much."

by G.M.H. November 6, 2009

The Ear Plug

When you stick your dick in your mates ear and literally fuck their brains out. Common side effects include semen, blood, white matter, gray matter, peeling flesh, and piss frothing forth in a cornucopia of liquid love.

"This The Ear Plug is the best zombie protection around! Oh my god, it burns like my passion!"

by G.M.H. November 4, 2009

Four Fountain Salute

When a woman expunges the bodily fluids from intercourse from her four main crevices (mouth, belly-buttons, vagina, and anus) at once by blowing, tensing the lower pelvic muscles, and bending over forward all at once.

Wei Tiyu: Alright, fire the Four Fountain Salute!
Hi Sishi Bichseh: Ahhh!
Wei Tiyu: Arg, you didn't have to get it all over the ceiling too!

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Ducker Up

V. - To "pucker up" in preparation of kissing/sucking a dick. The special formation of the lips and tongue was invented by a roundtable commission of egyptian, blasian, and exotic sod women in 2005. It involves a bell-curvature on top lip and a miniature inverted bell-curvature on the bottom lip, with the tongue's center wrapped in a U shape and the sides flattening out to either side. This provides ideal sucking for those who get the meat of their pleasure from providing head.

Tim Scro: "Jennifer, ducker up buttercup, here I come."

*One minute later*

"Aaaah! Jen Itols, you are the best girl in the universe. I'm so glad I decided to put in that extra $100 in the last ten seconds, or you would've been shipped to that other bidder."

by G.M.H. November 8, 2009

Jewl

Also commonly spelled Jeul, a Jewl is an ancient Jewish deul to the death, a contest of Jew powers. Jewls were (and occaisionally still are) traditionally held in a large rectangular room a minimum of ten stories high, in an urban financial area, with at least $500,000 of cash in room, and $2,500,000 in the immediate vicinity. Tactics for jewls can be found in several publications such as "Alaya's Guide to Cleaning House In Jewls". It can be used as a noun or verb, or adjective for jewlike/jeulike.

Amit: Man, that old man Alter doesn't even give his babies allowance after three months of age - bad things happen if you don't purse-feed them for the first six.
Ari: Yeah, I'm gonna jewl him and leave him as poor as a national senator when I'm done with him.
Alter: Boy, I taught you your Linear-Algebra! That Asian kid Tabunatakariuseki would have schooled you in math if it weren't for me! Go do your chores, get the wine from the well and the silver from our mine!

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009