G.M.H.'s definitions

Little Red Riding Hood

V. - To wrap one's dick in the lips of a woman's cunt like a pink or red hood while riding her, and cum on her lips in such a way that it splatters.

The Big Bad Wolf: "Hey, little red riding hood, want some of my goodies?"
LRRH: "My cookies are not your cookies."
"Oh come, I want to hop on it."
LRRH: "Who let the fucking dogs out!"
Mr. Shaggy Dog (watching): "Wag that tail, woof woof!"

by G.M.H. December 4, 2009

Parah Salin

V. - To parasail on the political engine in the carefree, thoughtfree, moralfree way that Sarah Palin did, until here untimely crash and death. To use renewable wind energy to puff oneself up with hot air and leave solid ground, in pursuit of unreachable sunsets and clouds, ignoring all rains and waves, and criticisms.

Not to be confused with Sarahfailing or Sarahfalin.

"Yo mahn, wehr u behn?"
"I wehnt to dah hehrtlahnd mahn, wehnt parah salin in da carrihbeeahn."
"I dohnt see ahnee bohdeelee ihnjuhrees thoh mahn..."
"Noh, I meen pohlihtihcahlee, I wahs ahrehstehd fo' sohlihsitin' prahsihtuhshun."

by G.M.H. November 5, 2009

Stuff The Turkey

To cum repetitively inside the rear cavity of a partner until it is completely full with cum. To fill them anally.

Darlene Gal: First I'll stuff our Thanksgiving Turkey in the kitchen, then you can stuff my turkey in the kitchen too.
Phillip Ta Gal: Oh, I'll Stuff The Turkey alright, 100% organic and healthy too.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Taste Test The Soup

To use one's mouth to consume or taste a 'soup' of bodily fluids created in one of the body's cavities during intercourse. To eat out the area (mouth, pussy, or anus) of your partner after making a soup of bodily fluids such as cum, sweat, feces, pea, and blood.

Ty Tass: Oh wow, how did you get six fluids in such a small cavity?
St. Pu Peter: I think its time for me to Taste Test The Soup - mm, that is good. Let me send you some from above, a blessing in disguise will hit you right in between the eyes.

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Pardcore

The state of taking parkour way too seriously. Being "Hardcore" about "Parkour".

"Look at that pardcore frenchie faggot who tried to jump over one too many stone walls. Do you think that modern medicine can reattach his shin before the janitor removes the stains?"

by G.M.H. November 4, 2009

Sauce The Meatballs

To blow a partner, and then teabag them and have them coat your balls in your bodily fluids. If they are flexible, they can coat them in their own cum after you went down on them instead.

(In The Background) Head Cook: What a great job you just did, way to Sauce the Meatballs! And a good, even, sweet coating too!
Assistant Cook: I'm so glad I took good notes on those two, now I will be much better.
Ass. Cook 2: I'm going to sauce my meatballs in chocolate when I get the chance!

by G.M.H. June 2, 2009

Jewl

Also commonly spelled Jeul, a Jewl is an ancient Jewish deul to the death, a contest of Jew powers. Jewls were (and occaisionally still are) traditionally held in a large rectangular room a minimum of ten stories high, in an urban financial area, with at least $500,000 of cash in room, and $2,500,000 in the immediate vicinity. Tactics for jewls can be found in several publications such as "Alaya's Guide to Cleaning House In Jewls". It can be used as a noun or verb, or adjective for jewlike/jeulike.

Amit: Man, that old man Alter doesn't even give his babies allowance after three months of age - bad things happen if you don't purse-feed them for the first six.
Ari: Yeah, I'm gonna jewl him and leave him as poor as a national senator when I'm done with him.
Alter: Boy, I taught you your Linear-Algebra! That Asian kid Tabunatakariuseki would have schooled you in math if it weren't for me! Go do your chores, get the wine from the well and the silver from our mine!

by G.M.H. June 1, 2009