G. Thomas's definitions

urbanify

To change an environment from being rural to something more heavily populated by humans.

After Lewis and Clark, humans had to urbanify America to spread from the Atlantic to the Pacific.

by G. Thomas November 24, 2009

horsefeathers

A term used in place of swear words, but with the same emphasis. Rooted at meaning "impossible," as horses obviously lack feathers.

Bush has resigned from his presidency? Horsefeathers!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008

scrumption

To be highly elaborate in the context of art, communication and expression.

A woman stood in the middle of a city and shouted, "I am scrumption!"

by G. Thomas August 28, 2006

dirty chips words

A phrase meant to disguise the naughty intentions or double entendres just used by another.

Margot: "It's so hard to oil this up."

Gargot: "You used dirty chips words!"

by G. Thomas August 8, 2006

mansionize

Verb. To buy an inexpensive home, spiffy it up with contractual work, and sell it for at least a million bucks.

Five years ago, that gorgeous home was only a shack! Considering all the construction done on it, the owner must've wanted to mansionize it.

by G. Thomas February 14, 2010

comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.

Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!

by G. Thomas February 26, 2007

Becauseisaidso

Describes the basic reason for being told what to do, rational or not. Used by most parents.

Why must you do your chores? Becauseisaidso, that's why!

by G. Thomas May 21, 2008