mother crapper

Slightly less derogatory term than mother fucker, but still used in the same manner.
by G. Thomas October 15, 2006
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contentively

Regarding the content, the pieces of the whole.
Out of all of Jim Carrey's films, having viewed every single one, Sue contentively decided that "The Truman Show" was the best.
by G. Thomas September 03, 2006
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comasturbatory

It is comasturbatory for a woman to give a handjob to a guy while he fingers her.
by G. Thomas January 08, 2007
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dirty chips words

A phrase meant to disguise the naughty intentions or double entendres just used by another.
Margot: "It's so hard to oil this up."

Gargot: "You used dirty chips words!"
by G. Thomas August 08, 2006
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pomosexuality

Pomosexuality refers to a nonorientation in which people disregard sexual labels altogether. In the world of pomosexuality, the superficial orientation identifications (a.k.a. gay, straight, etc.) are insignificant and not what people should accord to.

Stems from postmodern sexuality.
"Gay/Straight Alliances were the first step toward unification, but they weren't enough. What if neither gays nor straights existed, and were all simply called people? With pomosexuality, there is less reason for division in the world."
by G. Thomas March 05, 2007
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comasturbation

To masturbate simultaneously with at least one other person. Process includes group masturbation and mutual masturbation, but does not have to be either. Requirement is that more than one person must be involved in the masturbatory process.

Typically concludes with orgasm and/or ejaculation. Foreplay, which preludes additional sexual activities beyond masturbation, is generally not considered to be comasturbatory.
Got some friends over and the parents aren't home... Time for comasturbation!
by G. Thomas February 26, 2007
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reverse bestiality

The opposite order of sexual linkage between humans and animals from bestiality; here, the animals initiate the bondage.
That cat started making out with my hand! It's reverse bestiality!
by G. Thomas October 05, 2006
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