G-Union's definitions

Chicago

(N.) a would-be okay town, if not responsible for Jerry Springer, Oprah's book club, Perfect Strangers, and God-awful movies from broadway with it's name as the title. (Oh yeah, and that too, broadway.)

I'm from the big, windy city. shi-town, illinois. I'm the reason why musicals are back. Horray for me!

by G-Union May 16, 2003

Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Keen Eddie

(N.)
1. A summer series TV show on FOX.
2. A VERY dirty sexual position.

(#2 term) I attempted to pull a Keen Eddie last night, but temporally loss all control of my mouth muscles.

by G-Union June 6, 2003

Carmen Electra

Uh,... Everything that that "Carmen Sexy Bitch" dude said. She's hot and all, but two things. One, she's like 4'11" and that's no good, and Two, she had sex with Dennis Rodman. I wouldn't touch any girl that touched that.

(don't) Watch Till Death Do Us Part: Carmen and Dave on MTV. It's slightly less retarded than Newlyweds.

by G-Union February 25, 2004

Saturday TV Funhouse

(N.) The funniest animated crap on TV since South Park. (which is the funniest animated crap on tv since The Simpsons)

Saturday Night Live may be as unfunny and dull as MadTV now, but Saturday TV Funhouse almost makes sitting through the bad jokes worth it. ALMOST...

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Urban Cowboy

Slighty more civilized hillbillies. See Redneck Tim McGraw. (Country Music section of your Music store)

THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN
Bullshit -> Psycho Bitch -> KKK -> Hillbillies -> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans

Urban Cowboys wave up American Flags 24 hours of the day and write country songs about the US Army ramming their boots up Saddam's ass, cause "It's the American Way." Well... maybe the South.

by G-Union June 23, 2004

Anon

(N.) Ja Rule sucking faggot who wishes he starred in "Half Past Dead" (clever name for Ja's career) Just for the prison scenes.

My name is Anon, and I love Ja Rule. If only he would rape me! Ooh, jeffrey!

by G-Union May 12, 2003