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(N.)A confusing ass movie, loosely based on the cult comic book for nerds everywhere of the same name, it pretty musch goes like this:

Nazis at the end of WWII decide to conjure up supernatural forces in order to try and win the war and open up a gateway into space where this demon of the apocolypse is at, and the US military shuts down their evil plans, but not before a baby demon slips through the portal. The US military adopts the demon and name him Hellboy.

Hellboy grows up to be a superhero for the government along with some Psychic Sea Monster thing named Abe Sapien (because he was found the day Abe Lincoln was assainiated) and they together fight monsters and stuff. A Third hero, who's a firestarter named Liz comes in, but can't control her fire powers and usually ends up blowing up everything.

The evil nazis come back 60 years later from WWII and try and conjure up the apocolypse god demon that will destroy the Earth, but need Hellboy this time to open the gate. So while they get ready, the preoccupy the government freaks with a bunch of monster demons that are hard to kill and can rapidly lay eggs. For a good 1/3rd of the movie, Hellboy and his teammates try and stop the monsters from destroying the city and laying more eggs.

The good guys eventually come back to the Nazi mansion from WWII in order to kill the rest of the monster demons, and their eggs, that the supernatural Nazimen have set up for them. Thet all explore the mansion, but get spli up and each run into trouble. After taking out a whole nest of eggs, they're left weak from the ordeal and captured by the Nazis who hold Liz ransom in exchange for Hellboy opening the gates to the apocolypse.

Hellboy, who develops a romantic relationship with her throughout the movie, decides to at first open the gates, and then not at the last moment. He does open them enough thouh, to get the nazis killed by demons. Hellboy manages to save Liz and the two at the end, literallly make some hot, freak lovin'.
I just told you the whole movie. Now, you don't have to waste your $9 seeing it. It'll just confuse you, like it did me. Unless you're a supergeek, who reads Hellboy comics.
by G-Union April 06, 2004
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(N.)The new Outkast song of 2003. Part of Andre 3000's Green Side album, "The Love Below." It's twice as popular as Big Boi's Red Side album single, "I Like The Way You Move" from "Speakerboxx." The song at one point became so popular, all of the teen cast from crappy Fox Drama, "The OC" wanted to use it as their second theme song, as said in an October 03 edition of "ET on MTV". (What the Hell!?)
"Shake it like a Polaroid Picture?" Don't do that! You'll ruin the composition and damn us all! Oh no! It's already happened!
by G-Union December 01, 2003
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(N.) A very big man, who is usually at lest 7 feet tall. Ana a Giantess is a female Giant.
I wish I were A giant, like the Big Show.
by G-Union June 18, 2003
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It is said that J-Ho has a giant ass, but I've seen bigger.
by G-Union February 03, 2004
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(N.) The ABSOLUTE, undisputed "Worse Movie of the Century." The 2003 Swept Away. Makes How to Deal and From Justin to Kelly look like Spider Man and X2. Actually made me go on vacation from work. (www.thebridgecinema.com/) People keep demanding and protesting for Gigli to be taken out of the theaters. Actually WORSE THAN KANGAROO JACK! Now Ben and J-Ho have to publically apologize to the nation for such a diaster. It's only bright side is it's power to reunited people with a common hatred.
Swept Away isn't worth paying money for. Gigli isn't worth BEING paid money for. As "Late Night with Conan O' Brien" said on August 6th, 2003: "Drugs is bad, but it ain't nothing to compared to Gigli. Kids, it's your life, Don't See Gigli."
by G-Union January 12, 2004
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(N.) A female who is still just a friend. A future Girlfriend and often, a future ex-girlfriend.
Melissa is no longer a girlfriend in training. But you say she just a friend.
by G-Union October 30, 2003
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(N.) A stupid, assclown who likes Anti-rap like Ja Rule and Too Short. Suck a d*** you stupid skank!
This dumb Gizzie Mcguire bitch likes DJ Too Dope and Ja Rule. Let's throw some 99 cent "Irv Gotti Presents.." albums at her bitch ass!
by G-Union May 12, 2003
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