G-Union's definitions

50 cent crack dealer

(N.) Apparently, th crack dealer to 50 Cent. Also, is th crack dealer to Mother Tucker and Jessica Simpson aka J-Simp in da' hood.

Them niggas they just Suck, they no aint good
I ain't never heard a nigga say they like them in the hood
I'm back better than ever, on top of my game
Even them country boys sayin "50 we feelin you mayne"
Now you stay the f*ck outta my zone, outta my throne
I'm New York City's own...BAD GUY!

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Smallville

(N.) What he said plus more. Actually, it IS worth watching. It's worth watching Superman cry and bitch about not having Lana. It's worth watching Lana do the same thing to Clark. It's worth watching Chloe do the same thing as well. It's worth watching Pete end up in the hospital from the latest Freak of the Week. It's worth watching the Kents in their over-dramatic form. It's worth watching Lex Luthor fall ass backwards into some crazy situation cause he can't mind his own buisness. It's worth watching at least five random people get killed each week and nobody cares because they were just extras. (the Star Trek situation) And it's worth watching the crazy, teenage mutant ninja freaks such as the Shapeshifting Superdyke, Tina Grier. So when you take all of this into consideration, it IS worth watching!

It's not a drama, it's a comedy!

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Commercial

(N.) Annoying advertisements between TV shows.

Celebrity Counsel of Commerical Assholes-
1. Jim, the Snapple Guy (Boo!)
2. The "Can you Hear Me Now?" Guy (Boo!)
3. The Sprint Wireless Detective (he's okay.)
4. The "Where's the Beef?" old Lady (now dead!)
5. Judge Reinhold (your honor...)
6. The DiGourno's Delivery Boy (sucks)
7. That God damn AFLAC Duck! (the guy who does the voice of Iago the Parrot in Aladdin)
8. That Insipid 7UP Guy! (I hate him!)
9. The original 7UP Guy! (orlando jones)
10. That damn dancing dnL Leprachaun! (Boo!)

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Kung Pow

(N.) The ABSOLUTE BEST Kung-Fu Movie Parody ever! If you haven't seen it, then go rent it now! Stars Steve Odekirk and Jennifer Tung (one-boob woman.) It's been rumored that the Sequel(s) are going to be released in the way of The Matrix and Kill Bill, in the "All-at-virtually-the-same-time" way.

Kung Pow: Tongue of Fury: October 2004.

by G-Union December 19, 2003

Christmas

(N.) The birthday of Jesus Christ and Santa Claus. Also the day when you get presents under the christmas tree. Everyone in the world celebrates Christmas, except Jews, Protestants, and me, cause I'm too poor for Christmas.

"Go, Shortie. It's ya Birfdae..."

by G-Union December 19, 2003

Spam

(1.) (N.) Really nasty meat in a can for Project Moms and Divorced, Lonely Fathers. From the people who bing you Chubb. Comes in Spam, Spam Light, and Spamburger Deluxe.
(2.) (N.) Annoying Junk Mail send out in Large Quanities by a man named Ronnie Scelson from Louisana.
(3.) (N.) A classic Monty Python routine that's known for annoyingly overusing the word "Spam" meaning the food like product. It's Ironic today because the E-Mail Spam is just as annoying.

I Hate Spam!

by G-Union January 12, 2004

Last Call

(N.) Anti-Weed. It's usually when it's time for Bartenders to close things up, but it's more recently a crap show hosted by America Youth's Massive Tool, Carson Daly. Is this really something to keep you awake at 1:35 am? It'll put to sleep faster than a Saturday Night Live Movie.

Last Call with Carson Daly tonight had Carmen Electra, Kermit the Frog, 50 Cent, and Godzilla on. And after a double weed dose, I STILL fell asleep!

by G-Union January 12, 2004