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Definitions by G-Union

Cannibus 

Long Name for "Can-I-Bus?" (NO!!!)
He's a pussy-rapper who's said to be all that Eminem would be if he was Black. (I Disagree) He's the little Chicken Hawk of the Hip-Hop Underground world who has been beaten by rappers in Battles as old as LL Cool J, and as roughly new as Eminem. I don't think he's ever won a Battle before and was even beaten by old whore Princess Superstar, but hey! He's got guts that one.
John Cena of the crappy WWe Show, "Smackdown!" says he gets his "flow" (ha-ha.) from Cannibus. Well, you can hear the awful Mic Skills of both of them in your local FYE bargain bin. Cannibus' "Can-I-Bus" and Cena's "WWe Originals." (Ha-Ha!)
Cannibus by G-Union January 20, 2004

Kung Faux 

(Kung Foe) Kung Faux (N.) A Kung-Fu Comedy TV Show/DVD where they take old Kung-Fu footage and edit the hell out of it to make it look like the actors are really saying different stuff and doing different things then the "correct" English dubbing would have you think. The comedy part about it is that all of the dialogue they replace in it is all Hip-Hop and Rap related and they usually get rappers (none famous) to Lip Sync the parts, which ends up being a hilarious Street Rap (as well as part Video Game)edition of a Kung-Fu movie.
Kung Faux comes on Canadian music channel, Fuse TV. Think of Spike TV's "Most Extreme Elimination", mixed with "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist", mixed with any given Master P or Ice Cube movie. The results? Some funny ass Hip-Hop TV!
Kung Faux by G-Union January 20, 2004

Freddy Vs. Jason 

(N.) The biggest showdown between two evils that's 20 years in the making. Freddy Kruger Versus Jason Voorhees in Freddy Vs. Jason. The only movie in August 2003 that was worth seeing NOT Pie related. Released on DVD January, 13th, 2004.
Just to let you know in the DVD Alternate Ending, Jason won. (or did he...?)
Freddy Vs. Jason by G-Union January 13, 2004
(1.) (N.) Really nasty meat in a can for Project Moms and Divorced, Lonely Fathers. From the people who bing you Chubb. Comes in Spam, Spam Light, and Spamburger Deluxe.
(2.) (N.) Annoying Junk Mail send out in Large Quanities by a man named Ronnie Scelson from Louisana.
(3.) (N.) A classic Monty Python routine that's known for annoyingly overusing the word "Spam" meaning the food like product. It's Ironic today because the E-Mail Spam is just as annoying.
I Hate Spam!
Spam by G-Union January 12, 2004
(N.) Anti-Weed. It's usually when it's time for Bartenders to close things up, but it's more recently a crap show hosted by America Youth's Massive Tool, Carson Daly. Is this really something to keep you awake at 1:35 am? It'll put to sleep faster than a Saturday Night Live Movie.
Last Call with Carson Daly tonight had Carmen Electra, Kermit the Frog, 50 Cent, and Godzilla on. And after a double weed dose, I STILL fell asleep!
Last Call by G-Union January 12, 2004

Shit List 

1. Johnnay - Pussy Ass Bitch who'll get dekcuF pU if I ever catch him out on the street.
2. Ja Rule - The newest and worst destroyer of Hip Hop ever.
3. Mike Slampak/"Pimp" - Fat Ass Bitch and a Gay Ass Virgin, too.
4. *Wonderboy Marvel* - 'Wracker' from faggot ass Houston. Loser. Wayne Brady 2010.
5. Alissa - Lame Ass White Bitch who thinks she invented Hip Hop. Raps worse than "Princess Superstar."
John-nay = Pus-say
Shit List by G-Union January 12, 2004
(N.) The ABSOLUTE, undisputed "Worse Movie of the Century." The 2003 Swept Away. Makes How to Deal and From Justin to Kelly look like Spider Man and X2. Actually made me go on vacation from work. (www.thebridgecinema.com/) People keep demanding and protesting for Gigli to be taken out of the theaters. Actually WORSE THAN KANGAROO JACK! Now Ben and J-Ho have to publically apologize to the nation for such a diaster. It's only bright side is it's power to reunited people with a common hatred.
Swept Away isn't worth paying money for. Gigli isn't worth BEING paid money for. As "Late Night with Conan O' Brien" said on August 6th, 2003: "Drugs is bad, but it ain't nothing to compared to Gigli. Kids, it's your life, Don't See Gigli."
Gigli by G-Union January 12, 2004