G-Union's definitions

Anon

(N.) Ja Rule sucking faggot who wishes he starred in "Half Past Dead" (clever name for Ja's career) Just for the prison scenes.

My name is Anon, and I love Ja Rule. If only he would rape me! Ooh, jeffrey!

by G-Union May 12, 2003

Maggie Simpson

Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.

Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.

by G-Union February 24, 2004

Urban Cowboy

Slighty more civilized hillbillies. See Redneck Tim McGraw. (Country Music section of your Music store)

THE RETARD'S EVOLUTIONARY CHAIN
Bullshit -> Psycho Bitch -> KKK -> Hillbillies -> Rednecks -> Urban Cowboy -> Republicans

Urban Cowboys wave up American Flags 24 hours of the day and write country songs about the US Army ramming their boots up Saddam's ass, cause "It's the American Way." Well... maybe the South.

by G-Union June 23, 2004

Saturday TV Funhouse

(N.) The funniest animated crap on TV since South Park. (which is the funniest animated crap on tv since The Simpsons)

Saturday Night Live may be as unfunny and dull as MadTV now, but Saturday TV Funhouse almost makes sitting through the bad jokes worth it. ALMOST...

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Keen Eddie

(N.)
1. A summer series TV show on FOX.
2. A VERY dirty sexual position.

(#2 term) I attempted to pull a Keen Eddie last night, but temporally loss all control of my mouth muscles.

by G-Union June 6, 2003

The worst thing you can call someone

10.A Piece of Dirt
9. A Libertarian
8. A Republican
7. A Faggot/ A Dyke
6. A Waste of Human Tissue
5. A Nazi
4. A Frenchman
3. A Shit Stain
2. A Cunt
1. A DIEGO

Diego is the worse thing you can call someone. It'll make your target cry.

by G-Union June 11, 2006

scooby doo

(N.) A purely EVIL cartoon series from 1970 that turned into a purely EVIL movie in 2002. Stars Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Fred, Velma, and Daphne, whom are all EVIL!

Hey, did you hear? Scooby Doo is going to be even more EVIL when it's sequel Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed premieres. How so? I hear Sarah Michelle Gellar is directing it!

by G-Union November 26, 2003