G-Union's definitions

Heartless Multinational Industries

(N.) They core evil of America. They come in the form of Television, which pays actors Millions of dollars for something a four year old could litterally do just as well if not better. (Examples- Friends and Everybody love Raymond.) They also come in the form of Movies, which makes dozens of god-awful movies every year, just for the almighty dollar. ( From Justin to Kelly, LXG, Gigli ) and they come in the most evil form of all, the Music Industry/The RIAA. I tbink we all know how terrible they are. The moral of the story is: Big, Heartless, Multinational Industries suck and only bring the world great pain and suffering.

Nowadays, they even have Heartless Multinational Industries in Video Games. They're the reason that other than Grand Theft Auto, there hasn't been a single good Video Game since 2001. Instead we're stuck with utter monkey sh*t such as Mediocre-at-best X Box games, Recycled Platstation 2 games, and anything on Gamecube/Gamecube itself.

by G-Union October 14, 2003

Eminem Gym

(N.) A place where chocolate cover coated candies and Slim Shadys go to work out and flex up the glutes, and abdomens and such.

We all had a rin-dindin at the Eminem Gym.

by G-Union May 21, 2003

Cincinatti

(N.) The only town even sadder than Cleveland. It's so sad, the ONLY thing it's known for is a terrible sitcom, "WKRP in Cincinatti" from the 70's or 80's. ( I forget which. ) It's so sorry, I can't even say anything else about it, but there's another city in Ohio, though, that's even worse off than these bums. Columbus, Ohio, which oddly enough IS an Actual Major City, despite it never being heard of, BY ANYONE. THIS IS America's offical ghost town.

I thought pathetic, no-point-in-living-if-you-live-there Cincinatti was nothing. Columbus is a town with around half a million people in it, THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF!

by G-Union June 24, 2003

Manscaping

(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."

See Manscape
See Metrosexual
See Fag
See Johnnay

by G-Union February 21, 2004

Earworm

(N.) A terrible song usually made by a terrible artist that despite it's awfulness, seems to be catchy enough to get stuck in your head until the point you can't get it out. You soon start to hum it all the time, even if you don't like it and may even eventually get used to it. Earworms usually last anywhere between 2 to 6 weeks (based on how often the song plays) and occur about every other month.

Examples: Britney Spears: "Toxic", J-Ho: "Jenny From The Block", and any Justin Timberlake song after 2002.

Hey Ya isn't an Earworm. It's just a damn catchy song! Toxic, now that's an Earworm! Despite Britney's terrible singing voice, the hot, secret-agent like beat will turn it into an Earworm.

by G-Union February 2, 2004

Philly Fakeout

When "The Real World" tries to shoot in Philadelphia and then pulls out at the last second, realizing how much of a mistake that would've been.

MTV's Philly Fakeout was better than the actual term for it.

by G-Union March 24, 2004

lucky

1. Prone to Good Fortune
2. Succeeding through chance.
3. Homer Simpson

Remember, Lucky is to succeed through chance, not a crap new cable show or a Britney Spears song.

by G-Union December 12, 2003