UPN

(N.) A network that was trash from the beginning and is rotting garbage today. They actually used to have alright shows up until like, 2001. After that, nearly every damn show turned into the exact same thing! (young, black female or male in the city with sassy, and comical, yet unfunny friends.) And for some reason, each one is unseemingly worse than the last. How long will it take until they premiere a lineup that's as bad as bad TV can get? I say, a year.

The lineup of BAD shows on UPN: Parkers, One-on-One, Girlfriends, Half-in-Half, All-of-Us, Abby, Buffy, Next Top Model, Enterprise, Twilight Zone, Rock-Me-Baby, The Mullets, and WWE Smackdown.
The Lineup of GOOD shows on UPN:.......

by G-Union July 15, 2003

The Simpsons

The Best Show EVER! Nuff' said.

The Simpsons has been on longer than almost any other show in history, and they're still the shiznit!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

I'm Rick James Bitch!

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!!!

I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!

Adios, suckers! BITCH!

by G-Union May 12, 2004

Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown

The next new Reality Series for the fall lineup. Get this. We take ten white teenagers from Suburbian America, put them all in the same house to live in for six weeks, and every week eliminate one in a Rap Battle until only one is left, who'll win a recording contract on Shady Records. Guest judges will be Christina Aguilera, Eminem, Justin Timberlake, and Sarai. Coming this fall to a TV near you. Most likely will be aired on UPN.

White People, come for "WWe Smackdown!" Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

Black People, come for "One-On-One", Stay for Lame White People Who Can't Rap Freestyle Showdown.

by G-Union June 23, 2004

Oh My God! They Killed Kenny!

(N.) The old South Park catch phrase up until 2002, when they stopped killing Kenny and he came back from the dead through the help of Chef's parents and yet another lame Rob Schnieder movie. ("Rob Schnieder is Kenny")

Oh My God! They Didn't Killed Kenny!
You........, Non-Bastards!

by G-Union October 28, 2003

corporate pedophilia

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

by G-Union December 12, 2003

girlfriend in training

(N.) A female who is still just a friend. A future Girlfriend and often, a future ex-girlfriend.

Melissa is no longer a girlfriend in training. But you say she just a friend.

by G-Union October 30, 2003