Definitions by G-Union
Muredr Inc.
Muredr Inc. by G-Union May 8, 2003
Benzino
(N.) A 49-year old, washed up, decrepid, never-has-been, from "The Mean Streets Of Boston" that presently holds the offical title (as voted by America itself) as "World's Worst Rapper" (who would have only been challenged by Ja Rule, if Ja Rule was considered "rap") He is the ceo of the now highly unpopular hip-hop magazine, "The Source" and used whatever little money he had to self-produce his own Eminem-bashing albums, which have now gone double-plastic (selling upwards of a staggering 9000 copies worldwide!) in a lame attempt to try to be the "Savior of Hip Hop" in an elaborate conspiracy he created himself about "The Man" controlling African-Americans through music.
Hey, did you see them selling Benzino's "Redemption" at Dollar World. I got ten for a dollar. They make great litter-box liners, are good for shotgun practice, and are cheaper than blank CDs! Yeah, and not only that, but if you buy "The Best of Benzino," you'll get that, too!
The Source
I got something for my a** every issue. Thankyou, cause I keep running out of F****n' tissue. Oh lordy, I just got so sick at looking at you. (Benzino, the manufacter) At least now, I can see when nike has a new ten-nisshoe. -Eminem's new commerical for The Source
The Source by G-Union May 8, 2003
Cookie Monster
Cookie Monster by G-Union May 6, 2003