Urban Dictionary: Definitions by G-Union

Articulate

(N.) What about two-thirds of the people on this website are not. Most of them (High-Schoolers) still read at a 3rd Grade level.

"hay! dat's not tru! yo, youse betta be shuttin' up bout dat n all cuz i'm a reel nigga! i cut u ass, nigga. i stab you thru tha inrtenet btch. u betta wsie up, foo. im da trtuh, nigga."
-*Wonderboy Marvel* (It ain't over bitch.)

by G-Union November 6, 2003

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FOX

(N.) A network that only has that stupid Malcolm in the Middle show, 70's Show and a bunch of cartoons. (with all of the good ones besides The Simpsons, like Family Guy and the PJ's gone.)Also responsible for the awful Reality craze that's been stinking up the airwaves since Survivor in 2000 became a hit. With shows like Magicians Secrets Revealed, Scariest Police Chases, and Pervert Hidden Camera shows, it's clear that Fox has no definition for Morality, not that anyone really cares.

This Fall, Fox assures you that they'll bring more episodes of Keen Eddie, American Idol and Bonzai! onto the network. Yup, more episodes of that stuff...yup...

by G-Union July 15, 2003

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Benzino

(N.) A 49-year old, washed up, decrepid, never-has-been, from "The Mean Streets Of Boston" that presently holds the offical title (as voted by America itself) as "World's Worst Rapper" (who would have only been challenged by Ja Rule, if Ja Rule was considered "rap") He is the ceo of the now highly unpopular hip-hop magazine, "The Source" and used whatever little money he had to self-produce his own Eminem-bashing albums, which have now gone double-plastic (selling upwards of a staggering 9000 copies worldwide!) in a lame attempt to try to be the "Savior of Hip Hop" in an elaborate conspiracy he created himself about "The Man" controlling African-Americans through music.

Hey, did you see them selling Benzino's "Redemption" at Dollar World. I got ten for a dollar. They make great litter-box liners, are good for shotgun practice, and are cheaper than blank CDs! Yeah, and not only that, but if you buy "The Best of Benzino," you'll get that, too!

by G-Union May 8, 2003

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Cannibus

Long Name for "Can-I-Bus?" (NO!!!)
He's a pussy-rapper who's said to be all that Eminem would be if he was Black. (I Disagree) He's the little Chicken Hawk of the Hip-Hop Underground world who has been beaten by rappers in Battles as old as LL Cool J, and as roughly new as Eminem. I don't think he's ever won a Battle before and was even beaten by old whore Princess Superstar, but hey! He's got guts that one.

John Cena of the crappy WWe Show, "Smackdown!" says he gets his "flow" (ha-ha.) from Cannibus. Well, you can hear the awful Mic Skills of both of them in your local FYE bargain bin. Cannibus' "Can-I-Bus" and Cena's "WWe Originals." (Ha-Ha!)

by G-Union January 20, 2004

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WWe Raw

(N.) The old, tired, worn out Mcmahon show. Comes on The Nashville Network/The National Network/TNN/The New TNN/Spike TV/The Stripperella Channel. Used to be run by Vince Mcmahon fully until the death of the WWF in April 2002, then it was run by Ric Flair until 2003, then Eric Bischoff. All of the fake wrestlers on the show are all over 40, and worn out, so their matches usually involve bone cracking, but not because of the opponents. Red Version Raw is slightly better than it's counterpart, Blue Version Smackdown, but it still is about as fun as watching the movie Corky Romano.

Raw is where the old fart Sports Entertainers of the WWE resides at. Some of their grandpa wrestlers are Shawn Michaels, Ric Flair, and Triple H.

by G-Union August 27, 2003

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