G-Union's definitions

Baha Men

(N.) The pure apitome of obnoxious one-hit wonder. Also see The Macarena.

Who let the dogs out? Woof, Woof, Woof! - Baha Men

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Beaotch

(N.) Slang term for a female dog.

Get off my balls, bea-otch!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Kathy Griffin

(N.) The comic cousin to Peter Griffin, the star of the Adult Swim/Cartoon Network show, "Family Guy." Family Guy is funny, and so is Peter Griffin, but Kathy Griffin is about as funny as Saturday Night Live. (you make up your own minds.)

Kathy Griffin is the host of the show "Average Joe," but that show's garbage compared to Spike TV's Masterpiece, "The Joe Schmo Show."

by G-Union November 11, 2003

garfield

(N.) A Funny (not in the humorous sense, but funny nonetheless) Comic Strip and early 90's CBS cartoon, but a horrible, atrocious live action movie set for a Spring 2004.

I'm no psychic, but I predict that the Garfield live-action movie will be 2004's "Hulk."

by G-Union November 6, 2003

The Simpsons

The Best Show EVER! Nuff' said.

The Simpsons has been on longer than almost any other show in history, and they're still the shiznit!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

letter-number symbolism

Also known as 1337.

Also known as Geek Speak.

by G-Union November 11, 2003

Whorin' it up

(N.) When someone in the music industry (usually females) show more skin to make up for their plummeting record sales. The more skin shown, the worst their records sales were. Also commonly known as Christina'ing.

Beyonce Knowles (still hot, though)
Christina Aguilera
Jewel
Clay Aiken (for the Homo-Males)

by G-Union December 1, 2003