G-Union's definitions

The Rock

(N.) A Hollywood actor who on rare occasions moonlights as a Wrestler on the WWe. He's like other WWe superstars such as JBL John Bradshaw Layfield who's a Politcal Analyst/Wrestler, Stacy Kiebler who's a Schoolteacher/NFL Cheerleader/Wrestling diva, John Cena who's a Horrible, Terrible Wigger-Rapper/Wrestler, and Kane, who's a Children's Party Clown/Wrestler.

The Rock is the 2014 Governor of Florida. California then will be governed by Justin Timberlake, who'll still be upset with President Spears and Vice President Jessica Simpson.

by G-Union May 25, 2004

elimiDATE

(N.) Yet another comedy dating reality show. This one is at least better in where 4 mates are dating one man or woman at once and are voted off, one by one until one is left. It's more funny than the other crappy reality dating shows that come on too much such as Shipmates, Change of Heart, EX-treme Dating and (your favorite) MASTERDate.

More crap TV for lonely middle aged singles.

by G-Union November 26, 2003

Macs or PC's

Which are better? Macs or PC'S? Let's see: Mac's have harddrives that crash every other minute and look all sleek and stuff even though they perform mostly like crap. Macs are only good for homework stuff and powerpoint presentations.

PC's are often slow and lumpy and they can't have as much software on them as PC's. But they're the best for playing computer games (Do they even have them on Mac's) and downloading Porn as you know you ALL do. (Not me, though. I have a girlfriend) PC's are also good for personalization and are often cheaper.

And the winner is.....
PC's.

by G-Union June 17, 2004

She Spies

(N.) A blantant, modern day rip-off of Charlie's Angels, with a comedic motif. (not that anyone really cares.)

Hey dude, I'm really high right now. What's on? She Spies? What's that? Whatever, I won't remember tomorrow.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Bubba

(N.) Cheap ass soda in which you can get a 6-pack for a dollar.

Bubba Cola: The offical soda of the hood.

by G-Union August 25, 2003

G-Unip

(N.) The substance responsible for making people act like 50 Cent.

When someone says, 'I'll bust a cap in the nigg-gah!', they are on that G-Unip, again.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Bubblegum Pop

(N.) Cheesy, awful music made by lame bands like the Backseat Boys, N*Stink, 98 Disease, and Oh-Yes! Town.

Christian Schoolgirl: I like to listen to Bubblegum Pop, not Dirty Pop!
Typical American Teenager: Dirty Pop? You mean Christina Aguilera in bed? (this works on so many levels.)

by G-Union May 19, 2003