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Mariah Carey

Damn it, she's my future wife! Even If I have to bio-genetically clone her!
Mariah Carey(N.) The hottest singer on the damn planet. Makes Beyonce look like a two and J-Ho like a Negative ten! She can really sing, but that's not what most males of the human race care about. Mariah Carey is 5'10", 125 lbs, 33 years old, and is hot as F**k!
Mariah Carey is so hot, I'd even sit through "Glitter" for her. If I had a machine to do so, I'd make her Giant Sized just so there would be more of her.
by G-Union August 19, 2003
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Ash Ketchum

(N.) A whiny lil' caucasian/ asian-american 10 year old twerp who stars in the KidsWB anime, Pokemon (and sucks at catching/rasing them). Around 4' tall,and 70lbs. Also known as "The Twerp".
Ash Ketchum is an ash-dumbass!
by G-Union May 16, 2003
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60

(N>) The Late Night with Conan O' Brien spinoff of "24". Get this. "60" is a show where each episode is one second of real time in a whole story that spans one minute. Understand? So far, it has aired 8 Episodes since it's late May premiere and has been renewed for a second season.
How will Chuck Aloue save the Prime Minister of Canada in this week's compelling episode of 60...?
by G-Union November 6, 2003
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Old Fart Benzino

(N.) An old Fart who's been called "The REAL Old Dirty Bastard" and "The Mr. Burns of Hip Hop." Just take ya Viagra, and go home with Skinner's Mom, you old, Krusty Bum.
The Late Show Top Ten Reasons why Benzino will never be respected:
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.
by G-Union June 25, 2003
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Mother Tucker

(N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!
Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."
by G-Union October 30, 2003
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Air Supply

Awful, Awful music that can be heard on Late Night with Conan O'Brien being played by Max Weinburg and the Max Weinburg 7.
When You Wish Upon A Weinburg: "Optimus Prime was Jewish?"
by G-Union October 29, 2003
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google bombing

(N.) Setting up a large number of Web pages with links that point to a specific Web site so that the site will appear near the top of a Google search when users enter the link text. -Taken from WordSpy.com.
If you put in French Military Victories or Miserable Failurein Google.com and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky", you'll have acessed a Google Bomb.
by G-Union December 11, 2003
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