Definitions by G-Union

Manscaping 

(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."

See Manscape
See Metrosexual
See Fag
See Johnnay

Manscaping by G-Union February 21, 2004

Buzzsaw 

(V.) To cut or split apart something to make it easier to understand. See Dissect.

If you watch VH1's Hilarious News Show Best Week Ever, you'll see how they Bzzsaw down the major events of the previous week into something you may actually enjoy watching.

Buzzsaw by G-Union February 21, 2004

Best Week Ever 

VH1's Present Day Spinoff of I LOVE THE 80'S: STRIKES BACK and I LOVE THE 70'S that recaps all of the major events of the previous week, which up until next week will be known as The "Best Week Ever."

For More VH1 Micro$oft, The Apprentice, Jae or Jay-Z Sucks.

Best Week Ever by G-Union February 21, 2004

BET 

(N.) A network that used to be Black Entertainment Television, but now is just the Ghetto MTV.

106 & Park = TRL
How I'm Livin' = Cribs
Access Granted = Making the Video/Diary
College Hill = The Real World
Coming To The Stage = Made
Next = Becoming
The Center = True Life/Fight for your Rights
Rap City = Direct Effect
Sneak Peek = Movie House
(none) = Room Raiders/Crib Crashers, Dismissed/Taildaters, Newlyweds, The Osbournes, Punk'd

BET by G-Union February 9, 2004

Giant Ass 

(N.) A really large posterior.

It is said that J-Ho has a giant ass, but I've seen bigger.

Giant Ass by G-Union February 3, 2004

Earworm 

(N.) A terrible song usually made by a terrible artist that despite it's awfulness, seems to be catchy enough to get stuck in your head until the point you can't get it out. You soon start to hum it all the time, even if you don't like it and may even eventually get used to it. Earworms usually last anywhere between 2 to 6 weeks (based on how often the song plays) and occur about every other month.

Examples: Britney Spears: "Toxic", J-Ho: "Jenny From The Block", and any Justin Timberlake song after 2002.

Hey Ya isn't an Earworm. It's just a damn catchy song! Toxic, now that's an Earworm! Despite Britney's terrible singing voice, the hot, secret-agent like beat will turn it into an Earworm.

Earworm by G-Union February 2, 2004

Newlyweds 

(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick, Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.

"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"

Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.

Newlyweds by G-Union January 21, 2004