G-Union's definitions

Buzzsaw

(V.) To cut or split apart something to make it easier to understand. See Dissect.

If you watch VH1's Hilarious News Show Best Week Ever, you'll see how they Bzzsaw down the major events of the previous week into something you may actually enjoy watching.

by G-Union February 21, 2004

Rings around Neptune

(N.) Something really cool and kooky!

Sabrina, The Teenage Witch is SO Not rings around neptune.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

X-Factor

(N.) A word to be used much like a pronoun, to replace a peron, place or thing.

When I got up today, the first X-Factor I did was to take an X-Factor. Then I took a major X-Factor, did way too many X-Factors, and finally at night, before I went to sleep, I did a MAJOR X-Factor! Oh man, the X-Factor was the most X-Factoringest X-Factor ever.

by G-Union May 21, 2003

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Freddy Vs. Jason

(N.) The biggest showdown between two evils that's 20 years in the making. Freddy Kruger Versus Jason Voorhees in Freddy Vs. Jason. The only movie in August 2003 that was worth seeing NOT Pie related. Released on DVD January, 13th, 2004.

Just to let you know in the DVD Alternate Ending, Jason won. (or did he...?)

by G-Union January 13, 2004

The Italian Job

(N.) Another car chase/explosion movie about a gang of thieves who plan revenge on a former partner who stole their other stolen stuff before killing their boss.

The Italian Job would have done better if it didn't compete with Pixar's 4th Computer movie, Finding Nemo.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

Gigli

(N.) The ABSOLUTE, undisputed "Worse Movie of the Century." The 2003 Swept Away. Makes How to Deal and From Justin to Kelly look like Spider Man and X2. Actually made me go on vacation from work. (www.thebridgecinema.com/) People keep demanding and protesting for Gigli to be taken out of the theaters. Actually WORSE THAN KANGAROO JACK! Now Ben and J-Ho have to publically apologize to the nation for such a diaster. It's only bright side is it's power to reunited people with a common hatred.

Swept Away isn't worth paying money for. Gigli isn't worth BEING paid money for. As "Late Night with Conan O' Brien" said on August 6th, 2003: "Drugs is bad, but it ain't nothing to compared to Gigli. Kids, it's your life, Don't See Gigli."

by G-Union January 12, 2004