G-Union's definitions

Donald Trump

The biggest Egomaniac on the planet. Hosts the show, "The Apprentice" and is said to have hair like a bird's nest? (Why the hell would you care about his hair when he just tosses five dollar bills out on the street everyday for people to scurry and try and get for fun?)

And now for Donald Trump's Fantasies:
"Trumpzilla"
"President Trump"
& his favorite,
"Menage a Trump"

by G-Union April 5, 2004

King Bowser

(N.) The King of the Koopas, his full name is Bowser Koopa, and he's one of the Mushroom Kingdom's Most Wanted.
Stats:
Age: Same as Mario
Height: about 7'
Weight: about 600 lbs.
History: has been beaten by Mario about 30 some times.

All Koopa Troopas, hail Lord King Bowser!

by G-Union May 30, 2003

Drowning Kid Industries

(N.) Developed by Mr. Rich Texan, (whose past projects include Omni-Pave and Lisa Land)DKI is an international multinational corporation that makes millions of baby accident industry related projects each year. It's also where my Mom works at. (She invented the Baby Crutch)

Drowning Kid Industries is the best Baby Accident related company on the entire planet, so take that, Novelty Cartoon Bandages Inc.!

by G-Union July 23, 2003

Best Week Ever

VH1's Present Day Spinoff of I LOVE THE 80'S: STRIKES BACK and I LOVE THE 70'S that recaps all of the major events of the previous week, which up until next week will be known as The "Best Week Ever."

For More VH1 Micro$oft, The Apprentice, Jae or Jay-Z Sucks.

by G-Union February 21, 2004

Beyonzilla

(N.) A term that means "Female Control Freak." It can also be a selfish woman.

"Your girlfriend always hogs the Cable TV. She is such a Beyonzilla."

by G-Union February 24, 2004

The Source

(N.) A glittery, more expensive type of toilet paper, that comes with advertisements inside.

I got something for my a** every issue. Thankyou, cause I keep running out of F****n' tissue. Oh lordy, I just got so sick at looking at you. (Benzino, the manufacter) At least now, I can see when nike has a new ten-nisshoe. -Eminem's new commerical for The Source

by G-Union May 8, 2003

Hella Cool

(N.) A term made up in Southern California by Gwen Stefani of No Doubt. It means "Super Duper Cool" and is most oftenly used by assholes and douche bags trying to be hip-dope-fly. Eric Cartman of South Park also use to like using the lame phrase, too, but forgot about it soon after he got into it.

Gwen Stefani says you can be "Hella Cool", "Hella good", "Hella fly", "Hella dope", or "Hella mad".

by G-Union October 30, 2003