G-Union's definitions

Newlyweds

(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick, Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.

"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"

Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.

by G-Union January 21, 2004

Fuck That Dutch Noise!

(N.) An Adult Swim Catchphrase that signals that the ACTION portion of the show is about to come up. It's also really funny to say to people who don't know the original setup. (some Dutch poem/quote about some noise or something.)

Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise!

by G-Union December 9, 2003

Lost in translation

(N.) To become a different message than the original through the changes of another language during translation.

(Normal) "ROB SCHNEIDER IN:" (Translate!) "DA DERP DEE DERP DA TEETLEY DERPEE DERPEE DUMB" (Untranslate) "...South Park's Kenny Is The Biggest Douche In The Universe Now That Rob Schnider Is Kenny."

by G-Union October 29, 2003

Wracker

(N.) The opposite of a Wigger, who is a white person who tries to act like a black gangster. A Wracker is someone Black, who tries to act like a white nerd.

Such people as Wayne Brady, Allan Keyes, Halle Berry, and *Wonderboy Marvel* could be described as a Wracker, due to their lack of "Soul" or any African American heritage whatsoever.

by G-Union July 28, 2003

McJob

(N.) Taken from McDonalds, a McJob is a minimum wage paying job, that requires litlle to no education that offers little or no advancement or pay. In short, the only thing High School Dropouts can get to make money. (Also, handing out flyers in front of a store with a mascot outfit on.)

Hey, Diego has a McJob, doesn't he? Wait, wait, I don't think so. Hold up. Diego could'nt have a McJob. He'd be too busy jacking off into the McFryer to be able to hold down a McJob. He's just a 28 year old bum in his mama's house. That's why he spends 16 hours a day on the internet.

by G-Union November 25, 2003

cc

(N.) The symbol for "Closed Captioned."

This Program is presented to you in CC.

by G-Union December 1, 2003

Macarena

(N.) The deadly disease that crippled 98% of the world, back in 1996. It was quickly cured, and went away fast, though.

(Spanish Gibberish) Hey Macarena! All Right!

by G-Union May 19, 2003