G-Union's definitions

cc

(N.) The symbol for "Closed Captioned."

This Program is presented to you in CC.

by G-Union December 1, 2003

kewl

(N.) a dumba** way of spelling "Cool" that pot-smoking, skateboarders use. You have to scrunch up your nose to say it, or else, you're saying it wrong.

-Hey dude, where's my car? -I don't know? Maybe aliens abducted it. -Man, wouldn't that be kewl. (insert Beavis & Butthead laugh here.)

by G-Union May 16, 2003

McJob

(N.) Taken from McDonalds, a McJob is a minimum wage paying job, that requires litlle to no education that offers little or no advancement or pay. In short, the only thing High School Dropouts can get to make money. (Also, handing out flyers in front of a store with a mascot outfit on.)

Hey, Diego has a McJob, doesn't he? Wait, wait, I don't think so. Hold up. Diego could'nt have a McJob. He'd be too busy jacking off into the McFryer to be able to hold down a McJob. He's just a 28 year old bum in his mama's house. That's why he spends 16 hours a day on the internet.

by G-Union November 25, 2003

Mother Trucker

(N.) A euphemism for Big, Mother F**ker! A profanity loophole. Also, a crappy video game.

"Big Mutha Truckers" is an atrociously bad game on the X-Box.

by G-Union October 21, 2003

XFL

N.) X-Treme Football League. A crappy football league created by Vince Mcmahon and launched in Feburary 2001. It started out very strong, but it's ratings literally cut in half every week and by the end of it's season, in April 2001, approximately 549 on the Planet were still watching. Vince McMahon also lost about $72 million with the XFL as well. The XFL nowadays causes massive amounts of laughter just by mentioning it. (He Hate Me!)

Homer: "I'm geared up for the all new season of the XFL."
Marge: "Uh, Homer..."

by G-Union December 18, 2003

L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S.

(N.) an acronym for the Large Experimental Super Busty International Amazon Nuclear Squad. (think of a sci-fi version of Xena) Four women from the U.S. , England, France, and Germany get zapped by nuclear radiation and gain superpowers. Set to air on NBC in Fall 2003. Anne Heche set to guest star.

Hey, guess what I just did today? I just totally checked out some L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S.!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Wracker

(N.) The opposite of a Wigger, who is a white person who tries to act like a black gangster. A Wracker is someone Black, who tries to act like a white nerd.

Such people as Wayne Brady, Allan Keyes, Halle Berry, and *Wonderboy Marvel* could be described as a Wracker, due to their lack of "Soul" or any African American heritage whatsoever.

by G-Union July 28, 2003