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Earworm

(N.) A terrible song usually made by a terrible artist that despite it's awfulness, seems to be catchy enough to get stuck in your head until the point you can't get it out. You soon start to hum it all the time, even if you don't like it and may even eventually get used to it. Earworms usually last anywhere between 2 to 6 weeks (based on how often the song plays) and occur about every other month.

Examples: Britney Spears: "Toxic", J-Ho: "Jenny From The Block", and any Justin Timberlake song after 2002.
Hey Ya isn't an Earworm. It's just a damn catchy song! Toxic, now that's an Earworm! Despite Britney's terrible singing voice, the hot, secret-agent like beat will turn it into an Earworm.
by G-Union February 2, 2004
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I'm Spicy

The Burger King catchphrase used by the blubbering twit in The Office seen in those Burger King Spicy Chicken commericals.
There's Phil in Accounting, who made up the phrase, Laurie the VP, who tries to make it better sounding, and Ron, the co-manager, who doesn't liked to be poked.
I wonder what office those shitheads work in, anyway? Do they really have enough time to talk about Burger King theories during lunch hour?
"I'm Spicy!" Still a million times better than McDonalds lame-ass attempt to pander to urban consumers with the Shitackular "I'm Lovin' It." Who the fuck do they think they are, Chingy?
by G-Union May 11, 2004
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phuck

A profanity loophole for saying the curse word, (*Beep*)!
by G-Union November 6, 2003
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Sonsie

(N.) Tall, Big, Busty, Voluptious, or Curvaceous. (found on Hyperdictionary.com)
My girlfriend, Melissa is extremely Grandiloquent and Extremely Sonsie.
by G-Union November 5, 2003
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scooby doo

(N.) A purely EVIL cartoon series from 1970 that turned into a purely EVIL movie in 2002. Stars Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Fred, Velma, and Daphne, whom are all EVIL!
Hey, did you hear? Scooby Doo is going to be even more EVIL when it's sequel Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed premieres. How so? I hear Sarah Michelle Gellar is directing it!
by G-Union November 26, 2003
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The worst thing you can call someone

10.A Piece of Dirt
9. A Libertarian
8. A Republican
7. A Faggot/ A Dyke
6. A Waste of Human Tissue
5. A Nazi
4. A Frenchman
3. A Shit Stain
2. A Cunt
1. A DIEGO
Diego is the worse thing you can call someone. It'll make your target cry.
by G-Union June 11, 2006
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Kung Faux

(Kung Foe) Kung Faux (N.) A Kung-Fu Comedy TV Show/DVD where they take old Kung-Fu footage and edit the hell out of it to make it look like the actors are really saying different stuff and doing different things then the "correct" English dubbing would have you think. The comedy part about it is that all of the dialogue they replace in it is all Hip-Hop and Rap related and they usually get rappers (none famous) to Lip Sync the parts, which ends up being a hilarious Street Rap (as well as part Video Game)edition of a Kung-Fu movie.
Kung Faux comes on Canadian music channel, Fuse TV. Think of Spike TV's "Most Extreme Elimination", mixed with "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist", mixed with any given Master P or Ice Cube movie. The results? Some funny ass Hip-Hop TV!
by G-Union January 20, 2004
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