Urban Dictionary: Definitions by G-Union

Newlyweds

(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick, Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.

"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"

Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.

by G-Union January 21, 2004

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Forbidden Definitions

I used to think that there were forbidden definitions too, but it's actually just a glitch in the website. They're actually on there, but for some reason hidden. You can unlock them by Exact Googling in your definition, then reading it Cached, but they still won't permanenty stay.

I had about 50 anti-Psycho Bitch definitions, but they were all "Forbidden Definitions".

by G-Union July 8, 2004

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The Grudge

(N.) A new japanese-filmed Horror Movie that's part Scream, and Part Kill Bill. It'll suck ass.

I seen the Trailer for The Grudge at Apple Downloads.

by G-Union May 3, 2004

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How to Deal

(N.) A serious contender for "Worse Movie of the Year." Tied with From Justin To Kelly, Kangaroo Jack, and The Hulk. Almost made me quit my hard to get job. (www.thebridgecinema.com/)

Let's all get some Pitchforks and Torches and kill that 40 foot bitch, Mandy Moore! Who's with me? All right! Her next movie is going to be "How to Deal, with an Angry Mob!"

by G-Union July 28, 2003

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