G-Union's definitions

Kung Pow

(N.) The ABSOLUTE BEST Kung-Fu Movie Parody ever! If you haven't seen it, then go rent it now! Stars Steve Odekirk and Jennifer Tung (one-boob woman.) It's been rumored that the Sequel(s) are going to be released in the way of The Matrix and Kill Bill, in the "All-at-virtually-the-same-time" way.

Kung Pow: Tongue of Fury: October 2004.

by G-Union December 19, 2003

Christmas

(N.) The birthday of Jesus Christ and Santa Claus. Also the day when you get presents under the christmas tree. Everyone in the world celebrates Christmas, except Jews, Protestants, and me, cause I'm too poor for Christmas.

"Go, Shortie. It's ya Birfdae..."

by G-Union December 19, 2003

XFL

N.) X-Treme Football League. A crappy football league created by Vince Mcmahon and launched in Feburary 2001. It started out very strong, but it's ratings literally cut in half every week and by the end of it's season, in April 2001, approximately 549 on the Planet were still watching. Vince McMahon also lost about $72 million with the XFL as well. The XFL nowadays causes massive amounts of laughter just by mentioning it. (He Hate Me!)

Homer: "I'm geared up for the all new season of the XFL."
Marge: "Uh, Homer..."

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Dr. Dre

(N.) An Old man who is a good producer, but sucks at Rapping, no matter how popular or "Original" or rich he is. Usually is liked by people who have no subjective views on Hip Hop and will listen to anything. Once again, Good Producer, Lame Mediocre at Best Rapper.

The kind of people who listen to Dr. Dre and his dull, slow, boring, Talk-like style of rap are probably HUGE fans of D12's Bizarre. If you can speak in a slow, dreary, drowsy tone, you can Rap like Dr. Dre.

by G-Union December 18, 2003

50 cent crack dealer

(N.) Apparently, th crack dealer to 50 Cent. Also, is th crack dealer to Mother Tucker and Jessica Simpson aka J-Simp in da' hood.

Them niggas they just Suck, they no aint good
I ain't never heard a nigga say they like them in the hood
I'm back better than ever, on top of my game
Even them country boys sayin "50 we feelin you mayne"
Now you stay the f*ck outta my zone, outta my throne
I'm New York City's own...BAD GUY!

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Smallville

(N.) What he said plus more. Actually, it IS worth watching. It's worth watching Superman cry and bitch about not having Lana. It's worth watching Lana do the same thing to Clark. It's worth watching Chloe do the same thing as well. It's worth watching Pete end up in the hospital from the latest Freak of the Week. It's worth watching the Kents in their over-dramatic form. It's worth watching Lex Luthor fall ass backwards into some crazy situation cause he can't mind his own buisness. It's worth watching at least five random people get killed each week and nobody cares because they were just extras. (the Star Trek situation) And it's worth watching the crazy, teenage mutant ninja freaks such as the Shapeshifting Superdyke, Tina Grier. So when you take all of this into consideration, it IS worth watching!

It's not a drama, it's a comedy!

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Commercial

(N.) Annoying advertisements between TV shows.

Celebrity Counsel of Commerical Assholes-
1. Jim, the Snapple Guy (Boo!)
2. The "Can you Hear Me Now?" Guy (Boo!)
3. The Sprint Wireless Detective (he's okay.)
4. The "Where's the Beef?" old Lady (now dead!)
5. Judge Reinhold (your honor...)
6. The DiGourno's Delivery Boy (sucks)
7. That God damn AFLAC Duck! (the guy who does the voice of Iago the Parrot in Aladdin)
8. That Insipid 7UP Guy! (I hate him!)
9. The original 7UP Guy! (orlando jones)
10. That damn dancing dnL Leprachaun! (Boo!)

by G-Union December 18, 2003