G-Union's definitions

Newlyweds

(N.) A horrible, horrible Documentary Reality Show starring Bubble Blonde Jessica Simpson and Singing Country Hick, Nick Lachey. Don't watch this show though, as it's horrifically bad.

"Last Time on 'Newlyweds,' Nick fought a bunch of Bumblebees and then took a nap, while Jessica discovered she had a Belly Button and then lost her train of thought and started drooling like a vegetable for ten minutes. So don't miss the next episode of 'Newlyweds,' right here only on MTV. Where Intelligence has no place and Music Stars are greater than GOD!"

Infamous Jessica-syncrosies.
Chicken of the Sea. Tuna or Chicken?
Rigor Mortis. What's dat?
Buffalo Wings. Yuuech! I don't wanna eat the wings of a Buffalo!
Tomorrow, I'll be 24. That's almost 25, which is almost mid-twenties.

by G-Union January 21, 2004

G-Unip

(N.) The substance responsible for making people act like 50 Cent.

When someone says, 'I'll bust a cap in the nigg-gah!', they are on that G-Unip, again.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

kikaider

Another, crappy "Instant-Anime", courtesy of Cartoon Network.

Kikaider is one of the few Animes where none of the girls look cute at all. None of them!

by G-Union November 6, 2003

X-Factor

(N.) A word to be used much like a pronoun, to replace a peron, place or thing.

When I got up today, the first X-Factor I did was to take an X-Factor. Then I took a major X-Factor, did way too many X-Factors, and finally at night, before I went to sleep, I did a MAJOR X-Factor! Oh man, the X-Factor was the most X-Factoringest X-Factor ever.

by G-Union May 21, 2003

Dr. Dre

(N.) An Old man who is a good producer, but sucks at Rapping, no matter how popular or "Original" or rich he is. Usually is liked by people who have no subjective views on Hip Hop and will listen to anything. Once again, Good Producer, Lame Mediocre at Best Rapper.

The kind of people who listen to Dr. Dre and his dull, slow, boring, Talk-like style of rap are probably HUGE fans of D12's Bizarre. If you can speak in a slow, dreary, drowsy tone, you can Rap like Dr. Dre.

by G-Union December 18, 2003

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Baby Bob

(N.) An early sign of the Apocolpyse. Part Ally McBeal Dancing Baby, Part FreeInternet.com. All Evil!

Avoid Baby Bob at all costs! If you make contact for too long, your body will turn to stone.

by G-Union June 20, 2003