G-Union's definitions

bubbly

(Adj.) To act Overly Happy or Perky. Usually in those who have Care Bear Blood. Also, the type of people who like to sing Showtunes who end up in Disney Movies.
Also, means Champagne.

My Girlfriend Melissa is too Bubbly today. This isn't friggin' Freaky Friday, Melissa! Snap back to Harsh, Cold Reality, dammit!

by G-Union August 13, 2003

Vanilla Ice

(N.) Rap Music's own Pat Boone.

(That means he's a sweet lil' faggot.)

by G-Union November 26, 2003

Star Wars Rap

(N.) The next #1 hit on RapCity.

Darth Vader:
I'm ya Father. I'M Ya Father!
I'm ya Father. I'M YA FATHER!

by G-Union May 29, 2003

Fat Kid

Loves Cake

...I luv ya like a fat kid luv cake, you know my style. I'll do anything to make ya smile!

by G-Union May 12, 2003

Jolt Cola

(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.

Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.

by G-Union October 30, 2003

Mariah Carey

Damn it, she's my future wife! Even If I have to bio-genetically clone her!
Mariah Carey(N.) The hottest singer on the damn planet. Makes Beyonce look like a two and J-Ho like a Negative ten! She can really sing, but that's not what most males of the human race care about. Mariah Carey is 5'10", 125 lbs, 33 years old, and is hot as F**k!

Mariah Carey is so hot, I'd even sit through "Glitter" for her. If I had a machine to do so, I'd make her Giant Sized just so there would be more of her.

by G-Union August 19, 2003

Ash Ketchum

(N.) A whiny lil' caucasian/ asian-american 10 year old twerp who stars in the KidsWB anime, Pokemon (and sucks at catching/rasing them). Around 4' tall,and 70lbs. Also known as "The Twerp".

Ash Ketchum is an ash-dumbass!

by G-Union May 16, 2003