G-Union's definitions

Mother Tucker

(N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!

Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."

by G-Union October 30, 2003

Old Fart Benzino

(N.) An old Fart who's been called "The REAL Old Dirty Bastard" and "The Mr. Burns of Hip Hop." Just take ya Viagra, and go home with Skinner's Mom, you old, Krusty Bum.

The Late Show Top Ten Reasons why Benzino will never be respected:
#10-Can't even write Raps.
#9-Damn near 50 Years old.
#8-His Daddy's on his deathbed.
#7-Never gonna go gold.
#6-Best if he just shut it up.
#5-Flesh wounds will cut him up.
#4-He don't want it with anyone.
#3-Takes an L like a 7-Up.
#2-An Old Fart more hated than Cats. ( he set us up the bomb! )
#1-A Bitch Ass Nigga who never touched a single Gat.

by G-Union June 25, 2003

stunt

(N.) To flash out, gloat about, or just plain show off something expensive or well-wanted. Basically, it means Show Off.

50 Cent's STUNT 101: "...Come on, dawg. We all know Gold is gettin' old. My ice keep the kristial cold."

(! tinU-G fo hctib eht si kcuB gnuoY)

by G-Union December 1, 2003

Censorship

(N.) 1.What my senior classroom computers do to everything typed on the computer.
2. Look on the Internet for the WWF's Right to Censor. (that's some good stuff.)

I F****** hate muthaf****** censorship, biznatch!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Big Momma

(N.) a lady that is considerably taller than you.

Tyra Banks, Mariah Carey, and Kimora Lee are not big enough to be a Big Momma.

by G-Union June 9, 2003

The X Presidents

(N.) A crazy-stupid, dope-fly, live-happenin', all-that-and-a-bag-of-cookies-with-chocolate-chips, funny ass cartoon on Saturday Night Live's Saturday TV Funhouse.

Valley Girl: The X-Presidents are like, so way better than those corny X-Men, for sure, tee hee.

by G-Union May 19, 2003

amazon

(N.) A really big, tall woman.

-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.

by G-Union May 15, 2003