G-Union's definitions

Jolt Cola

(N.) All of the same sugar, with twice the caffine. In other words.... Liquid Sh*t in a can! Drinking this will have leave you with a 50% chance of instant death. Even the offical soda for gays "Faygo" and soda of the white ghetto, New York, "Bubba Cola" is better than this most likely.

Being under 20, I learned about Jolt Cola from Vh1. Thanks again, VH1's "I Love the 80's Strikes Back!" Coming Up Next, The Fly, My Little Pony, and the "Where's the Beef?" old bitch.

by G-Union October 30, 2003

Ne-Ha!

(adv.) A noise made by people who drink too much milk, and laugh.

Yo, so I heard today that Ja Rule quit show buisness and rejoined back up with the Lollipop Guild. Ne-Ha!

by G-Union May 16, 2003

How to Deal

(N.) A serious contender for "Worse Movie of the Year." Tied with From Justin To Kelly, Kangaroo Jack, and The Hulk. Almost made me quit my hard to get job. (www.thebridgecinema.com/)

Let's all get some Pitchforks and Torches and kill that 40 foot bitch, Mandy Moore! Who's with me? All right! Her next movie is going to be "How to Deal, with an Angry Mob!"

by G-Union July 28, 2003

Vanilla Ice

(N.) Rap Music's own Pat Boone.

(That means he's a sweet lil' faggot.)

by G-Union November 26, 2003

Holla!

What Faggots, Wankstas, and 12 Degree Pink Belts yell to make themselves seem like they have male genetalia, when lacking there of.

Holla, Holla! It's Murder!

by G-Union May 6, 2003

guys' night out

(N.) When a group of guys go out for the night. The other "Nine to Five" that takes place between 9:00pm and 5:00pm, usually on Saturdays.

We really had a guys night out when Duffman came to Moe's with a bottomless mug of Duff Extra Cold.

by G-Union August 18, 2003

Mariah Carey

Damn it, she's my future wife! Even If I have to bio-genetically clone her!
Mariah Carey(N.) The hottest singer on the damn planet. Makes Beyonce look like a two and J-Ho like a Negative ten! She can really sing, but that's not what most males of the human race care about. Mariah Carey is 5'10", 125 lbs, 33 years old, and is hot as F**k!

Mariah Carey is so hot, I'd even sit through "Glitter" for her. If I had a machine to do so, I'd make her Giant Sized just so there would be more of her.

by G-Union August 19, 2003