G-Union's definitions

bubbly

(Adj.) To act Overly Happy or Perky. Usually in those who have Care Bear Blood. Also, the type of people who like to sing Showtunes who end up in Disney Movies.
Also, means Champagne.

My Girlfriend Melissa is too Bubbly today. This isn't friggin' Freaky Friday, Melissa! Snap back to Harsh, Cold Reality, dammit!

by G-Union August 13, 2003

Mother Tucker

(N.) Tucker Libowitz, better known in the street drugs industry as "Mother Tucker." He wears a magenta, pimped out suit and feather hat, and has a large glass left eye and a crackhead-like tiny right eye, which doesn't match the other at all. Tucker Libowitz is also A high buisness Drug Dealer by day, and a seedy Hollywood agent by night. His careers unfortuneatly came to an end, though as he was arrested in 2000 for Sipping Wheat Grass at a Dairen, Connecticut juice bar and was sentenced 6 consecutive Life Sentences. DA END, BABY!

Mother Tucker: "I'm Tucker Libowitz, and I got Puffy off in court. But I was Hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "And the alleged results?"
Mother Tucker: "I'm still hi on Krak."
Interviewer: "But the worst was yet to come."

by G-Union October 30, 2003

50 cent crack dealer

(N.) Apparently, th crack dealer to 50 Cent. Also, is th crack dealer to Mother Tucker and Jessica Simpson aka J-Simp in da' hood.

Them niggas they just Suck, they no aint good
I ain't never heard a nigga say they like them in the hood
I'm back better than ever, on top of my game
Even them country boys sayin "50 we feelin you mayne"
Now you stay the f*ck outta my zone, outta my throne
I'm New York City's own...BAD GUY!

by G-Union December 18, 2003

boing

(N.) The image or sound effect of something exciting.

Hey, I just saw this really tall chick with big boobies. Boing!

by G-Union May 12, 2003

Pharrell Dicksuckers

DR. HO, UNCLE SAM. Two of the worst Pharrell Dicksuckers out there. Two Assclowns who have actually been brainwashed into that pure bullsh*t. Ironically, they're probably ugly, untalented lucky ass Nerds, too. They'll get pU dekcuF by me or anyone out on the street. Pussies.

by G-Union August 13, 2003

oxycontin

The medicinal name for what we know on the street as Hillbilly Heroin. The new "In" drug.

Be like that ugly-beyond-belief, walking pile of dog crap, Jack Osbourne. Take a bottle's worth of Oxycontin a day for two years straight, overdose daily, sob and cry and get all emotional, check into a drug clinic, and become recognized as a national hero and role model to all for not poppin' pills anymore, something that you shouldn't have been doing anyway. This is how we teach the soon-to-be f**ked up youth of the planet nowadays.

by G-Union October 29, 2003

Manscaping

(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."

See Manscape
See Metrosexual
See Fag
See Johnnay

by G-Union February 21, 2004