G-Union's definitions

Buzzsaw

(V.) To cut or split apart something to make it easier to understand. See Dissect.

If you watch VH1's Hilarious News Show Best Week Ever, you'll see how they Bzzsaw down the major events of the previous week into something you may actually enjoy watching.

by G-Union February 21, 2004

Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."

Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Booyah!

(N.) A Jamacian term that means satisfaction or joy. NOT a new kind of Pokemon. Also known as Booyah! Base.

"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Dylan from MTV's Da Band.
"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Sean Paul.
"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Elephant Man.
"Booyah! In ya face, mon." -Shagie.

by G-Union November 26, 2003

Internet

The Inner lining inside of your swim trunks which helps keep your ballsack warm and dry. You "Log" onto your internet by urinating inside of your trunks in fear.

Marge: How are the kids going to get home?
Homer: I dunno. Internet?

by G-Union July 7, 2003

Fuck That Dutch Noise!

(N.) An Adult Swim Catchphrase that signals that the ACTION portion of the show is about to come up. It's also really funny to say to people who don't know the original setup. (some Dutch poem/quote about some noise or something.)

Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise!

by G-Union December 9, 2003

Baby Bob

(N.) An early sign of the Apocolpyse. Part Ally McBeal Dancing Baby, Part FreeInternet.com. All Evil!

Avoid Baby Bob at all costs! If you make contact for too long, your body will turn to stone.

by G-Union June 20, 2003

leek

(N.) The Natural Sword of the Pokemon, Farfetch'd. With it, it can do such attacks as Slash and Swords Dance. It is of poor quality though, as no one (maybe Jackie Chan and that's it) has ever used onion sprig as a formidable weapon.

This Thanksgiving, we're having Farfetch'd, the near extinct Pokemon. It is just NO GOOD AT ALL without the Leek as seasoning, though.

by G-Union October 29, 2003