G-Union's definitions

Earworm

(N.) A terrible song usually made by a terrible artist that despite it's awfulness, seems to be catchy enough to get stuck in your head until the point you can't get it out. You soon start to hum it all the time, even if you don't like it and may even eventually get used to it. Earworms usually last anywhere between 2 to 6 weeks (based on how often the song plays) and occur about every other month.

Examples: Britney Spears: "Toxic", J-Ho: "Jenny From The Block", and any Justin Timberlake song after 2002.

Hey Ya isn't an Earworm. It's just a damn catchy song! Toxic, now that's an Earworm! Despite Britney's terrible singing voice, the hot, secret-agent like beat will turn it into an Earworm.

by G-Union February 2, 2004

lucky

1. Prone to Good Fortune
2. Succeeding through chance.
3. Homer Simpson

Remember, Lucky is to succeed through chance, not a crap new cable show or a Britney Spears song.

by G-Union December 12, 2003

amazon

(N.) A really big, tall woman.

-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.

by G-Union May 15, 2003

Dewgong

(N.) An Ice type Pokemon. The evolved form of Pokemon, Seel.

A Dewgong can also be a nasty, green soda mixed in with a Gong. (Mountain Dewgong)

by G-Union October 8, 2003

Hella Cool

(N.) A term made up in Southern California by Gwen Stefani of No Doubt. It means "Super Duper Cool" and is most oftenly used by assholes and douche bags trying to be hip-dope-fly. Eric Cartman of South Park also use to like using the lame phrase, too, but forgot about it soon after he got into it.

Gwen Stefani says you can be "Hella Cool", "Hella good", "Hella fly", "Hella dope", or "Hella mad".

by G-Union October 30, 2003

The Source

(N.) A glittery, more expensive type of toilet paper, that comes with advertisements inside.

I got something for my a** every issue. Thankyou, cause I keep running out of F****n' tissue. Oh lordy, I just got so sick at looking at you. (Benzino, the manufacter) At least now, I can see when nike has a new ten-nisshoe. -Eminem's new commerical for The Source

by G-Union May 8, 2003

Cowboy Bebop

(N.)1. an adult Anime from 1998, that can presently be seen on either DVD or Cartoon Network's "Adult Swim" if you get really high one night and stay up long enough to catch it.
2. see "Master Shake's" definition.
3. Country Music

Cowboy, Cowboy Bebop. I heard it really rocks. There's Spike, and Jet, and Faye, and Ed, and Ein, who licks his crotch. The End.

by G-Union May 16, 2003