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Kitty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mega Floaties

really big floaties in some sort of beverage.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...

Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.
EEEEWWWWW!!!!!! MEGA FLOOOOAAAATTTTIIIEEEEZZZZ!!!
~mega floaties
by Fucktarded Scarecrow April 03, 2010
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Your Place, Or Mine?

Ex:
Daniel and Tasha are talking

Daniel:So Tasha your place, or mine?
Tasha:Umm....

They both go back to daniels place and do it.

THE END
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Bathroom Toes

Very similar to frosted toes except you can only get them from the cold bathroom floor, they hurt, especially if you step into a hot bath/shower with them
ex:

Stepping into the bath hurt like fuck....stupid bathroom toes
by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
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End-Of-Yearitis

A sudden depression that looms over you when you realise a whole year has passed.

Often the sufferer remembers oppurtunities they let pass in the year, things they put off and friends they lost in the year.

This gloom is contagious so if you think you know someone who has End-Of-Yearitis don't get to close or they will remind you of what went wrong for you in the year.

If your not sure if someone is suffering from End-Of-Yearitis this may help

Symptoms of this include:
-Tiredness
-Obvious depression
-Black Marks under eyes from lack of sleep
-General Zombie-like state*
-Lack of New Year cheer
-Reluctance to give gifts (though they could just be being an asshole)

*Like wandering aimlessly around their place of residence, staring into space and being scary lookin'

Time (about 2 months) is only known cure for this disturbing affliction. Though ice cream and sugar in general is known to help sufferer get through it.

This illness can very easily be confused with Suddenly-Dumped-On-Assitis as the symptoms are very similar.
Mark got End-Of-Yearitis and now he's taking it out on me, the bastard
by Fucktarded Scarecrow December 30, 2009
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Java Jive

Java Jive is a wonderful place that sells coffee and other beverages, usually turns a huge profit because people are willing to pay $7 for an esspresso shot

Java Jive is, in a way, like starbucks.

The Java Jive song is as follows....
I love coffee, I love hot chocolate, I love tea too.
We all love the Java Jive and the Java Jive loves you
WE ALL LOVE THE JAVA JIVE AND THE JAVA JIVE LOVES U!
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