Fucktarded Scarecrow's definitions
Get the ("") =^x^= ("")mug. really big floaties in some sort of beverage.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...
Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...
Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.
by Fucktarded Scarecrow April 3, 2010
Get the Mega Floatiesmug. by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009
Get the Billie Joe Armstrongmug. Java Jive is a wonderful place that sells coffee and other beverages, usually turns a huge profit because people are willing to pay $7 for an esspresso shot
Java Jive is, in a way, like starbucks.
The Java Jive song is as follows....
I love coffee, I love hot chocolate, I love tea too.
We all love the Java Jive and the Java Jive loves you
Java Jive is, in a way, like starbucks.
The Java Jive song is as follows....
I love coffee, I love hot chocolate, I love tea too.
We all love the Java Jive and the Java Jive loves you
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
Get the Java Jivemug. ex:
Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...
Man:Dude that was sick it smells like eggs...
Dude:Hey man just preventing spontaneous human combustion here...
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
Get the Preventing Spontaneous Human Combustionmug. The name says it all
It was actually Terrance who first said it in the south park movie not Eric Cartman
I know this because i own the movie ^.^
A very good insult generally used on anyone who is a Fucktard
It was actually Terrance who first said it in the south park movie not Eric Cartman
I know this because i own the movie ^.^
A very good insult generally used on anyone who is a Fucktard
by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009
Get the Donkey Raping Shit Eatermug. A sudden depression that looms over you when you realise a whole year has passed.
Often the sufferer remembers oppurtunities they let pass in the year, things they put off and friends they lost in the year.
This gloom is contagious so if you think you know someone who has End-Of-Yearitis don't get to close or they will remind you of what went wrong for you in the year.
If your not sure if someone is suffering from End-Of-Yearitis this may help
Symptoms of this include:
-Tiredness
-Obvious depression
-Black Marks under eyes from lack of sleep
-General Zombie-like state*
-Lack of New Year cheer
-Reluctance to give gifts (though they could just be being an asshole)
*Like wandering aimlessly around their place of residence, staring into space and being scary lookin'
Time (about 2 months) is only known cure for this disturbing affliction. Though ice cream and sugar in general is known to help sufferer get through it.
This illness can very easily be confused with Suddenly-Dumped-On-Assitis as the symptoms are very similar.
Often the sufferer remembers oppurtunities they let pass in the year, things they put off and friends they lost in the year.
This gloom is contagious so if you think you know someone who has End-Of-Yearitis don't get to close or they will remind you of what went wrong for you in the year.
If your not sure if someone is suffering from End-Of-Yearitis this may help
Symptoms of this include:
-Tiredness
-Obvious depression
-Black Marks under eyes from lack of sleep
-General Zombie-like state*
-Lack of New Year cheer
-Reluctance to give gifts (though they could just be being an asshole)
*Like wandering aimlessly around their place of residence, staring into space and being scary lookin'
Time (about 2 months) is only known cure for this disturbing affliction. Though ice cream and sugar in general is known to help sufferer get through it.
This illness can very easily be confused with Suddenly-Dumped-On-Assitis as the symptoms are very similar.
by Fucktarded Scarecrow December 30, 2009
Get the End-Of-Yearitismug.