Duck Ass is that obnoxious Meg Ryan-esque hair-do that middle aged suburban women get trying to look edgey and young. There are many variations of it but they all involve a fearthery burst of hair at the base of the skull. It is a close relative of the mullet.
Tina came back from vacation with a salon tan and a duck ass hair-do. Why can't she just swallow her pride and age gracefully?+
by Fredo May 20, 2004
elusive flying machines thought to be piloted by extraterrestrials and generally confined in their earthly encounters to areas where the National Enquirer is considered a literary magazine.
by fredo October 23, 2003
by Fredo February 22, 2005
self-mutilation as a fashion statement among nonconforming young people who crave peer acceptance. a practice generally frowned upon by concerned parents who used to gain their own peer acceptance by taking hallucinogenic drugs and plotting to blow up the pentagon.
by fredo October 23, 2003
a final summation of our lives that, for most, occupies less than an inch of space in what will shortly become cage liner for the neighbor's parakeet.
Joe Smith (1945 - 2003)
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
Hard worker, husband and father of two...thats about it, nothing special about this guy.
by fredo October 23, 2003
corporate euphemism for "let's save a little money by firing half our staff and making the other suckers work twice as hard."
by fredo October 23, 2003