Cleavage

The age at which a woman cleaves, i. e. develops visible breasts. Despite often being considered a racial stereotype, scientists agree that the cleavage is in fact affected by ethnicity, ranging from early teens for those of African descent to sometimes up to the early twenties for those of East Asian descent.

Xiao Li is 19 and hasn’t reached her cleavage. She’s still flat as a chopping board.

by Frederick Yeo November 17, 2023

Panic! At the Disco

When someone enters the disco with an AR-15

There was Panic! At the Disco when the shooter stepped in

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Edwedu

A pimple-faced midget who frequently makes snarky remarks and likes Super Smash Bros, Kirby and Undertale

“Are you done?” I asked. “I’ve done your mother,” cried Edwedu, thinking he was funny.

by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023

Bibi

A guy with Buddha ears who carpet bombs children

Bibi is the Prime Minister of Israel

by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Brown

The colour that Asian girls like to pretend their eyes/hair are

My hair isn’t black, it’s brown

by Frederick Yeo November 19, 2023

Magnus Carlsen

An exotic drink made by mixing magnesium with a Carlsberg

One Magnus Carlsen, please.

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Wai Yu Geh

A Chinese gay conversion therapist

Wai Yu Geh has a proven record of getting 21 boys straight again.

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023