Definitions by Frederick Yeo

Zero 

The number of Americans who know the difference between “your” and “you’re”.

Zero Americans? Your kidding!

Zero by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Brownie 

1. A chocolate-flavoured dessert.
2. (derogatory) a brown person
3. poop

I sell brownies. The dessert, not the people

Brownie by Frederick Yeo November 15, 2023

Hitler 

Anyone who opposes you in any way, shape or form

HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE WAIVING VOTER ID LAWS? BLACK PEOPLE CAN’T GET IDS! HITLER!

Hitler by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Antisemite 

What people who say anything bad about the state of Israel are, even if it has nothing to do with race

HOW DARE YOU SAY ISRAEL SHOULD STOP CARPETBOMBING GAZA AND KILLING BABIES? YOU ANTISEMITE!

Antisemite by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Israel Supporters 

People who laugh when someone says Americans should give back the land they stole to Native Americans, but scream and shout “ISRAEL WAS HERE 2000 YEARS AGO!” when someone says Israeli settlers have no rightful claim to Palestinian lands.

Israel supporters clog the halls of Congress and the media

Israel Supporters by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Black 

A colour which, if, theoretically, was an accurate description of a person’s skin, would prevent them from being easily seen at night.

Black Forest cake

Black by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

Herobrine

Brine which has been used for the heroic purpose of food preservation, thereby contributing to the ending of world hunger.

That’s not just any ordinary brine. That’s Herobrine!

Herobrine by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023