IDS

Imminent Death Syndrome.

Joey has IDS, be nice to him.

by Kiko December 19, 2003

IDS

Impressive Dick Syndrome.

A fortunate disorder in males that gives them a very impressive dick.

Ralph has IDS; he gets all of the ladies.

by noproblem23 May 01, 2011

IDS

Instantaneous Dumping Sensation. The feeling where you're fine one moment, and filled with dump in your intestines the next. No matter what you're doing, even sex, it causes you to have to sprint to the crapper as fast as you can. The need to relieve looms overhead when this occurs.

IDS FTL ='(

omfg man, i was fin but den i ned 2 dump =(

10 minutes later...

YAYAYE! i relieved >=Ð

by Henry McMorenski. January 22, 2006

IDS

Information Disclosure Statement
Statement citing other patents and articles that relate to the invention you are trying to get patented.

Quite possibly the most boring and uninteresting work i have ever wasted my time and energy on. When its a big one, you feel like jumping out of the 12th story floor you are working on and taking the whole thing with you.

Attorney: Please do this 755 reference IDS.
Assistant: Hold on, im looking for my gun.
Attorney: What for?
Assistant: BANG!

by WorkerBee March 21, 2007

IDS

Imminent Death Syndrome.
To Bring Death Upon One's Self.
ie- I Am Going To Slit My Throat.

Jord has IDS, be nice to him.

by Melissa June 12, 2004

IDS

Total waste of time

IDS as PM? Don't make me laugh!

by Doctor Crippen November 08, 2002

IDS

when a boy casually touches himself down there (has to be more than 15 times in less then 3 minutes)when he thinks no one else is looking

Wow that kid tom has IDS. He cant stop touching his privates, and he thinks no one is looking!

by gym class hero April 04, 2009