Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Fraz Von Hoffer

Cat Locked

A laptop computer rendered useless because a cat is sleeping on it.

I'll get you that file after dinner, my computer is cat locked right now.

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A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

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A douchey ex-boyfriend that turns up to harass you when your dating one of their exes . Usually likes to fight.

I'm not dating Amanda anymore, her DickBull is a pain the ass.

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A surrogate mother.

Jane can't get pregnant so she hired a giz toaster to have her baby.

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A hot girl that's unbelievably stupid and gullible.

Margo is really nice but kind of a porn recruit.

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Bragging about banging a girl in a disparaging manner to cover up a rejection.

James is telling Whore Stories because Amanda won't sleep with him anymore.

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The second half and presumingly less attractive years in a woman's life.

Maddison was a hottie in 2001 but now she's on the back-9

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