Fraz Von Hoffer's definitions

White trash chicken dinner

Shake and Bake chicken with a side of Rice-o-roni. This nutritionally vacant meal can be paired with PBR or Schlitz but the most appropriate beverage paring is probably Jim Beam on the rocks. Under no circumstances should White Trash Chicken Dinner (WTCD) be served with any green vegetable.

Trailer Park Boys is on tonight, you want to fix some White Trash Chicken Dinner and watch it?

by Fraz Von Hoffer July 13, 2015

Cat Locked

A laptop computer rendered useless because a cat is sleeping on it.

I'll get you that file after dinner, my computer is cat locked right now.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

DickBull

A douchey ex-boyfriend that turns up to harass you when your dating one of their exes . Usually likes to fight.

I'm not dating Amanda anymore, her DickBull is a pain the ass.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Tweed Skirt

An uptight overprotective helicopter mom.

Mom's being a real tweed skirt about my screen time.

by Fraz Von Hoffer May 24, 2019

business man in a can

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.

We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017

Rattlesnake Purse

A woman who has such a surplus of prescription drug medication in her purse it rattles when you shake it.

I would date her at your own risk, she has a rattlesnake purse.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017