Tweed Skirt

An uptight overprotective helicopter mom.

Mom's being a real tweed skirt about my screen time.

by Fraz Von Hoffer May 24, 2019

DickBull

A douchey ex-boyfriend that turns up to harass you when your dating one of their exes . Usually likes to fight.

I'm not dating Amanda anymore, her DickBull is a pain the ass.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.

Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax

by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022

Giz Toaster

A surrogate mother.

Jane can't get pregnant so she hired a giz toaster to have her baby.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 08, 2016

pedogoggles

When you see an attractive female from a distance that upon closer inspection is revealed to be significantly underage.

Liam must have had his pedogoggles on because that girl across the street is not even 12 years old.

by Fraz Von Hoffer March 29, 2018

Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

business man in a can

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.

We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017