Fraz Von Hoffer's definitions

Baby Tax

The tax an older man marrying a younger woman will pay for the luxury of having a younger wife.

Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax

by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022

Shittermission

Having to interrupt a meal to go and take a shit.

My enchiladas got cold because I was called away to take a shittermission

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 2, 2022

Tweed Skirt

An uptight overprotective helicopter mom.

Mom's being a real tweed skirt about my screen time.

by Fraz Von Hoffer May 24, 2019

pedogoggles

When you see an attractive female from a distance that upon closer inspection is revealed to be significantly underage.

Liam must have had his pedogoggles on because that girl across the street is not even 12 years old.

by Fraz Von Hoffer March 29, 2018

speckchelling

The practice of using autocorrect to correct spelling as you type or text but you botch the estimated spelling so badly autocorrect has no suggestion so you have to actually look the word up in google.

Autocorrect has no suggested spellings for the word "indepependant" so I'll have to do some speckchelling to get closer to the real word.

by Fraz Von Hoffer September 27, 2017

business man in a can

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.

We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017

Rattlesnake Purse

A woman who has such a surplus of prescription drug medication in her purse it rattles when you shake it.

I would date her at your own risk, she has a rattlesnake purse.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017