Cat Locked

A laptop computer rendered useless because a cat is sleeping on it.

I'll get you that file after dinner, my computer is cat locked right now.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Whore Stories

Bragging about banging a girl in a disparaging manner to cover up a rejection.

James is telling Whore Stories because Amanda won't sleep with him anymore.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 08, 2016

speckchelling

The practice of using autocorrect to correct spelling as you type or text but you botch the estimated spelling so badly autocorrect has no suggestion so you have to actually look the word up in google.

Autocorrect has no suggested spellings for the word "indepependant" so I'll have to do some speckchelling to get closer to the real word.

by Fraz Von Hoffer September 27, 2017

DickBull

A douchey ex-boyfriend that turns up to harass you when your dating one of their exes . Usually likes to fight.

I'm not dating Amanda anymore, her DickBull is a pain the ass.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Giz Toaster

A surrogate mother.

Jane can't get pregnant so she hired a giz toaster to have her baby.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 08, 2016

business man in a can

Any generic executive that communicates in vague or cliché business terms and acronyms but otherwise provides no significant benefit to an organization or project aside from a positive review if he is your superior.

We had a couple of analyst and a financial guy in the meeting, and one business man in a can.

by Fraz Von Hoffer April 19, 2017

pedogoggles

When you see an attractive female from a distance that upon closer inspection is revealed to be significantly underage.

Liam must have had his pedogoggles on because that girl across the street is not even 12 years old.

by Fraz Von Hoffer March 28, 2018