Fotofly's definitions

Tourbon

1. a soothing elixir made of hot herbal tea, agave nectar, and Maker's Mark bourbon. Often used for sore throat relief as well as stress relief.

After a cold stressful day of working outside, I couldn't wait to get home and fix myself a tall hot Tourbon!

by Fotofly December 9, 2010

Wildapriest

1. half priest, half beast, this horned mythological monster prays on the bones of children, while posing as a respectable member of society.

The Wildapriest reared it's ugly head and galloped off toward the elementary school with a hungry look in his eyes.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Shurpa

1. a man who carries his wife's purse, lipstick, keys, sunglasses, furniture, luggage, pianos, etc.

She really didn't want to carry a purse around all day, so she made her "shurpa" wear cargo pants, then she filled his pockets with her stuff.

by Fotofly November 29, 2010

status fro

1. the state of ones hair after getting out of the bed in the morning; bed head.

2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.

Napoleon Dynamite never fixed his hair before going to school. Eventually his wild puffy hairdo became the status fro and everyone adopted the style.

by Fotofly December 1, 2010

mush hour

1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. Usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.

Unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard asses. There was no was around them. I was stuck in "mush hour".

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

Corn Rogue

1. a football player who has long hair extensions hanging out the back of his helmet.

2. a lobbyist perpetuating the myth that Ethanol is a "green" solution to America's dependence on foreign oil.

Jimarcus Jackson got hair extensions when he got drafted by the Raiders, what a Corn Rogue

by Fotofly December 4, 2010

jersey sore

1. Herpes

2. Extreme pain usually experienced the morning after a "douchebag" has gotten his ass kicked in New Jersey.

When the date rape drug wore off, Dookie realized she had unprotected sex again with some New Jersey douchebag, but she wasn't mad. She would have the last laugh when HE gets the "jersey sores" all over his genitals.

by Fotofly November 26, 2010