Plaguenancy Test

Covid-19 test

I wasn't feeling well, so I went and got a plaguenancy test and it came back positive for Covid-19.

by Flik off January 29, 2021

Travel Agent

Drug dealer who specializes in psychedelics.

I want to trip, but need to go see my travel agent first.

by Flik off December 15, 2018

Poutangerie

A French-Canadian brothel.

Pierre was feeling horny, so he went down to the local poutangerie to take care of it.

by Flik off March 02, 2019

Kissipline

The act of punishing someone with a multitude of kisses.

Jenny was a bad girl and needed some kissipline.

by Flik off February 19, 2019

Electron poisoning

To get an electrical shock.

Greg stuck a fork in a light socket and got electron poisoning.

by Flik off June 02, 2018

Angryversary

The anniversary of when something happened that made you angry.

Today is the 1 year angryversary of when my "friend" punched me in the face.

by Flik off February 27, 2021