Definitions by Flik off

Angryversary 

The anniversary of when something happened that made you angry.

Today is the 1 year angryversary of when my "friend" punched me in the face.

Angryversary by Flik off February 27, 2021

Plaguenancy Test 

Covid-19 test

I wasn't feeling well, so I went and got a plaguenancy test and it came back positive for Covid-19.

Plaguenancy Test by Flik off January 29, 2021

Poutangerie 

A French-Canadian brothel.

Pierre was feeling horny, so he went down to the local poutangerie to take care of it.

Poutangerie by Flik off March 2, 2019

Kissipline

The act of punishing someone with a multitude of kisses.

Jenny was a bad girl and needed some kissipline.

Kissipline by Flik off February 19, 2019

Travel Agent

Drug dealer who specializes in psychedelics.

I want to trip, but need to go see my travel agent first.

Travel Agent by Flik off December 15, 2018

Electron poisoning 

To get an electrical shock.

Greg stuck a fork in a light socket and got electron poisoning.

Electron poisoning by Flik off June 2, 2018