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School

School is horrible, people who have problems at home still have to put up with assholes, useless classes, homework etc.
School can fuck up your social life, and one of the main reasons for teenage suicides. If we wasn't at school, we could be doing things we enjoy most, such as friends, hobbies etc. I do admit, I have learnt some cool and useful stuff in school, but, you need to see the real world to learn things, such as seeing how things are made, how
things work etc, insted of being in a dusty, cramped classroom full of pricks, while you are writing out information into a book that will get thrown away at the end of the year. So yes, school has it's good points being-

You learn to write, handy.
And some other stuff, depending on what you care for.

The bad being- Read other peoples describions. I think the main being: Destorying self thought.

In my opinion, school should be atteneded when wished or at freewill, because sometimes, I really want to do something or see someone, but I have to go to school to do " Math ".
School wastes life, imgine a child dying just before leaving school, how much of her/his life has her/him wasted?
by Flealan April 15, 2006
mugGet the Schoolmug.

Power Chord

A common 'chord' used mostly in gutiar based music. It is made by playing the root, 5th and 8th.

For the person who said that parallel 5ths and 8ths shouldn't be even used, I think you'll find this is only relevant to Baroque and Classical music. What about Debussy and his use of 5ths and 8ths? In the right context, it can sound fine.

So please, stop living in the 18th century.
I'm going to play a Power Chord by fretting G, D and another G.
by Flealan August 12, 2010
mugGet the Power Chordmug.

Tommy Oliver

A nickname for weed originating from Hull, as Tommy Oliver was the name of the original Green Ranger from every 90s lads favourite TV show, Power Rangers. Can also be abbreviated to Tommy.
Guy 1: We picking up some Tommy Oliver tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah mate
by Flealan September 10, 2020
mugGet the Tommy Olivermug.

Dirty Window

To ejaculate on your partners glasses after intercourse.
"I want to give YOU a Dirty Window, Amy."
by Flealan April 21, 2009
mugGet the Dirty Windowmug.

The Squidward

When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.
I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.
by Flealan February 23, 2008
mugGet the The Squidwardmug.

Nazi Pirate

A cross breed of Nazi and Pirate. As seen in "Bob the ball" flash moive.
Nazi Pirate: I'll be takin that burger me bucko!
by Flealan July 19, 2006
mugGet the Nazi Piratemug.

20p

You can buy a bus ticket with it apparently, and chavs love it.
Devvo: Ya got lyk, 20p 4 a buz ticket?
by Flealan July 19, 2006
mugGet the 20pmug.

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