Colonel's Christmas

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.

Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!

by Flealan December 26, 2009

20p

You can buy a bus ticket with it apparently, and chavs love it.

Devvo: Ya got lyk, 20p 4 a buz ticket?

by Flealan July 19, 2006

Tommy Oliver

A nickname for weed originating from Hull, as Tommy Oliver was the name of the original Green Ranger from every 90s lads favourite TV show, Power Rangers. Can also be abbreviated to Tommy.

Guy 1: We picking up some Tommy Oliver tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah mate

by Flealan September 10, 2020

Dirty Window

To ejaculate on your partners glasses after intercourse.

"I want to give YOU a Dirty Window, Amy."

by Flealan April 21, 2009

Power Chord

A common 'chord' used mostly in gutiar based music. It is made by playing the root, 5th and 8th.

For the person who said that parallel 5ths and 8ths shouldn't be even used, I think you'll find this is only relevant to Baroque and Classical music. What about Debussy and his use of 5ths and 8ths? In the right context, it can sound fine.

So please, stop living in the 18th century.

I'm going to play a Power Chord by fretting G, D and another G.

by Flealan August 12, 2010

Nazi Pirate

A cross breed of Nazi and Pirate. As seen in "Bob the ball" flash moive.

Nazi Pirate: I'll be takin that burger me bucko!

by Flealan July 19, 2006

Pain

Something you don't want. It hurts.

You: Oww! That fucking hurt!
Other guy: That's pain for ya.

by Flealan July 18, 2006