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Definitions by Flealan

Tommy Oliver 

A nickname for weed originating from Hull, as Tommy Oliver was the name of the original Green Ranger from every 90s lads favourite TV show, Power Rangers. Can also be abbreviated to Tommy.
Guy 1: We picking up some Tommy Oliver tonight?

Guy 2: Yeah mate
Tommy Oliver by Flealan September 10, 2020

Power Chord 

A common 'chord' used mostly in gutiar based music. It is made by playing the root, 5th and 8th.

For the person who said that parallel 5ths and 8ths shouldn't be even used, I think you'll find this is only relevant to Baroque and Classical music. What about Debussy and his use of 5ths and 8ths? In the right context, it can sound fine.

So please, stop living in the 18th century.
I'm going to play a Power Chord by fretting G, D and another G.
Power Chord by Flealan August 12, 2010

Colonel's Christmas 

The unwise decision of eating KFC on Christmas Eve, resulting in a explosive aftermath on Christmas Day.
Oh man, I really shouldn't of ate that KFC before Christmas, I really hope Grandma gets me a pair of new pants for Crimbo... as I sense The Colonel has a really BIG present for me.

Have a nice Colonel's Christmas!
Colonel's Christmas by Flealan December 26, 2009

Dirty Window 

To ejaculate on your partners glasses after intercourse.
"I want to give YOU a Dirty Window, Amy."
Dirty Window by Flealan April 21, 2009

The Squidward 

When you place your genitals over a persons face (Male/Female). Place your testicles on the eyes and your cock over the nose to resemble the Spongebob Squarepants character Squidward.
I gave your Mum 'The Squidward' last night.
The Squidward by Flealan February 23, 2008
You can buy a bus ticket with it apparently, and chavs love it.
Devvo: Ya got lyk, 20p 4 a buz ticket?
20p by Flealan July 19, 2006

Get yer 'air cut! 

A "Insult" shouted by chavs at people with long hair.
Chav: Oi u, get yer 'air cut! m8!
Me: Fuck off.
Get yer 'air cut! by Flealan July 19, 2006