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ender marriage

The opposite of a starter marriage, when to two old people marry after losing their spouse for life so they won't be lonely.
My 72 year old Grandmother just got married. Yeah, it's an ender marriage.
by flacker December 13, 2009
mugGet the ender marriagemug.

abercrombie & bitch

A power couple made up of a preppie guy wearing abercrombie and fitch and his girlfriend who is supermodel good looking and stuck up so high planes have to avoid her and they won't even acknolodge you exist.
by flacker October 10, 2004
mugGet the abercrombie & bitchmug.

Plandora's box

A terrible plan devised by an incompetent leader or madman that will open Pandora's Box.
Man the bad guys in those Indiana Jones movies always have a plandora's box.

Our CEO has a plandora's box that will bankrupt the company!
by flacker May 26, 2009
mugGet the Plandora's boxmug.

phantom stroke

1. When having sex, its when the male comes out and thrusts forward missing the hole thus it's a phantom stroke.

2. When white water rafting, it's a paddle stroke you make but you miss the river water below cause the raft got raised up.
Johnny cracks up while watching his favorite porno movie the guy on the video phantom strokes and ruins the girls orgasm.
by flacker October 7, 2005
mugGet the phantom strokemug.

momarazzi

Moms who line the field or court at a sporting event to photograph their kids with their high priced cameras and telephoto lenses like the paparazzi.
Wow, look at Jake's mom fighting the rest of the momarazzi for the best camera position on the soccer field!
by flacker October 8, 2007
mugGet the momarazzimug.

dancing with myself

Masturbating! Comes from the Billy Idol song "Dancing With Myself".
My girlfriend walked in and caught me "Dancing with Myself"!
by flacker October 14, 2005
mugGet the dancing with myselfmug.

yagging

Combination of yacking and nagging. When your girlfriend/wife is killing you verbally for hours and won't shut up or let you sleep because of something you did.
Man, my wife has been yagging me all day and night for forgetting our anniversary. I didn't get any sleep last night.
by flacker October 14, 2005
mugGet the yaggingmug.

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