Fegelfatso's definitions

lazy bonesitius

A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.

”How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”

-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.

by FegelFatso November 29, 2019

Cheese

An official love language. You give me cheese, and I’ll marry you!

Did you hear about the guy who gifted his date a 12 kg wheel of cheese? Yeah, they married right afterwards!

by FegelFatso May 18, 2022

TERF

Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. Feminists who think that trans women aren’t women, and are a threat to women’s rights.

See Also: J.K. Rowling

Me: Hey Jenna, what’s a TERF?

Jenna: Read J.K. Rowling’s latest tweets.

Me: ***reads tweets*** Ah... that makes sense! She says “No Trans Rights!”

by FegelFatso June 18, 2020

PG&E

The single largest cause of wildfires in the state of California.

A soon to be defunct energy monopoly that doesn’t properly maintain its equipment, but then wants to pass on the cost of its liabilities to its customers.

News Anchor: “Another large wildfire broke out today, after an explosion from one of PG&E’s poorly maintained transformers.”

PG&E customer: “Dammit! There goes our utility bill!”

by FegelFatso January 14, 2019

Happy Ending

When you get a free egg roll at the end of your massage.

Masseuse: You get free egg roll! Happy Ending

by FegelFatso June 10, 2018

Unfair

What a student says when they don’t like something... even if mentioned on the Syllabus... a hundred times!

Student: It’s unfair that I got a lower grade for not showing up to class on time... I mean, it’s a 9am class? Who goes anywhere at 9am?

by FegelFatso May 3, 2019

menace reset

To throw up after drinking a lot, specifically in order to drink more.

Jason: Blood! You gotta try this whiskey.
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!

by FegelFatso November 19, 2018