Fegelfatso's definitions

lazy bonesitius

A disability common amongst people who refuse to return their shopping cart to the cart corral.

”How dare you accuse me of having Lazy Bonesitius!?!?”

-Person too lazy to return their shopping cart to the proper location.

by FegelFatso November 29, 2019

Unfair

What a student says when they don’t like something... even if mentioned on the Syllabus... a hundred times!

Student: It’s unfair that I got a lower grade for not showing up to class on time... I mean, it’s a 9am class? Who goes anywhere at 9am?

by FegelFatso May 3, 2019

menace reset

To throw up after drinking a lot, specifically in order to drink more.

Jason: Blood! You gotta try this whiskey.
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!

by FegelFatso November 19, 2018

The Black Death

La Toya Jackson...

Kyle: Hey Chef! Do you know where “shit” comes from... we think it’s associated with The Black Death!

Chef: Oh no children! The Black Death! La Toya Jackson!

by FegelFatso January 15, 2020

TERF

Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist. Feminists who think that trans women aren’t women, and are a threat to women’s rights.

See Also: J.K. Rowling

Me: Hey Jenna, what’s a TERF?

Jenna: Read J.K. Rowling’s latest tweets.

Me: ***reads tweets*** Ah... that makes sense! She says “No Trans Rights!”

by FegelFatso June 18, 2020

OnlyFans

The free market’s version of a Stimulus Package.

Well, Trump and McConnell won’t sign the HEROES act, so I guess OnlyFans is the next stimulus for me.

by FegelFatso December 28, 2020

MCAS

Abbreviation for Might Crash Anytime Soon. A faulty software system responsible for the crashing of multiple Boeing 737-MAX aircraft.

MCAS is the software that caused those 737-MAX airplanes to crash. Sucks that a computer glitch is responsible for such tragedies.

by FegelFatso April 10, 2019