Definitions by Fearman

wake up! time to die 

Expression frequently used when working with a slow working computer. From Leon's line in Blade Runner.

Come on, you useless hunk of plastic and silicon, load the sucker! Hurry up and wake up! time to die!

wake up! time to die by Fearman November 24, 2007

glacicurriculaphobia 

Morbid fear of that last crucial copy of your CV/resume being ruined by a splatter of melting ice cream.

Serious case of glacicurriculaphobia here; keep the CV safe.

glacicurriculaphobia by Fearman November 22, 2007

Bjork 

Pixie-like rock starlet born in Iceland in 1969 or some such. Died in a car crash in 1990. All subsequent appearances, including those in concert before half the population of Iceland, have been computer-generated. IT'S TWOOO!!!

Bjork is appearing in concert tonight. Every last pixel of her. Gorgeous.

Bjork by Fearman November 22, 2007

unseptpentanovodiniloctonilunophobia 

Morbid and irrational fear of the number 175,920,801.

Unseptpentanovodiniloctonilunophobia. The one fear nobody dares talk about.

unseptpentanovodiniloctonilunophobia by Fearman November 22, 2007

monomentaliphobia 

Morbid fear of not having a multiple personality.

Monomentaliphobia. The fear of the long-term dissociative.

monomentaliphobia by Fearman November 22, 2007

fudge packer 

The person working in the chocolate factory between the chocolate pourer and the paper twister.

If the fudge packers are underpaid, they go on strike and the fudge sweets are all chocolate.

fudge packer by Fearman November 22, 2007

multimortamicrocanisequiphobia

Morbid fear of becoming the defendant in a class action suit taken on behalf of a large number of dead chihuahuas. Or by a large number of undead chihuahuas.

By the time you find yourself suffering from multimortamicrocanisequiphobia, it's time to decompress.

multimortamicrocanisequiphobia by Fearman November 22, 2007