Definitions by Fearman

wenis 

Sinew spelt backwards. Something very soft.

Wenis. Sinew. One or the other.

wenis by Fearman November 11, 2007

catpiss 

Nonsense, balderdash. Tiresome old pseudo-argument regurgitated ad nauseam.

She was giving me the same old catpiss about how she couldn't get to work on time because she'd never expected the traffic to be so heavy.

catpiss by Fearman November 11, 2007

spherical asshole 

A complete asshole. An utter waste of chromosomes. Spherical because a complete asshole has no redeeming features whatsoever and is still an asshole no matter which way you look at him/her, just as a sphere presents the same circular outline no matter which direction it is viewed from.

He may have been a junkie for ten years and trashed all his friends, but even when he's gone cold turkey don't expect him to say sorry. He's a spherical asshole.

spherical asshole by Fearman November 11, 2007

red letter day

1. A particularly enjoyable or important occasion.

2. The day a woman menstruates.

3. In the Harry Potter series, the day one of the students receives a howler, typically in the Main Hall in front of everyone else.

The launch of one's first novel is a red letter day in any novelist's life.

She had her first red letter day last week. She spent all day sulking in her bedroom.

Another red letter day for poor old Ronald.

red letter day by Fearman November 11, 2007

skin job 

Derogatory term for replicant or android used in the 1982 Ridley Scott movie "Blade Runner", starring Harrison Ford and Rutger Hauer, based on the novel "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?", by Philip K. Dick. Think of all the mean-spirited epithets humans have ever flung at each other all rolled into one.

You've still got to waste four more skin jobs, Deckard.

skin job by Fearman October 31, 2007

West Brit 

Derogatory term used in Ireland to describe anyone who believes British (i.e. English) culture, goods or whatever to be invariably superior to their Irish counterparts. Not necessarily living in Dublin, although the capital boasts at least its fair share of them.

Nicola is a right West Brit. She has been living in County Cork for the last nine years and she still gets her milk and bread direct from Surrey.

West Brit by Fearman October 31, 2007

World Wide Wait 

Perennial condition of waiting for the next Web page to download due to bandwith sluggishly shuffling after demand, leading to approximately 10,000,000,000,000 extra person-hours on the Web every year.

I Googled urbandictionary this morning and joined the World Wide Wait.

World Wide Wait by Fearman October 31, 2007