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newbury boy

A male who was raised in Newbury Massachusetts. He probably had his first pot pipe before his teenage years and he threw every fucking thing he could find at cars, houses and the like. He was also probably from a decent family but has done absolutely nothing with his life. If you would like to meet him, just go to the Thirsty Whale at last call. He'll be the one standing at the bar contemplating finger fucking one of the local skanks and also how he is going to elude the pigs on the way home.
When last home and while driving down route 1, I spied Colby hitch-hiking to work. Must have lost his license again to another DWI. Fucking typical Newbury boy!
by Fav December 3, 2006
mugGet the newbury boymug.

cunt stunt

When women perform stunts with their cunts.
After shooting ping pong balls from her hole, Helen's next cunt stunt involved sitting on an open bottle and picking it up off the bar.
by Fav December 3, 2006
mugGet the cunt stuntmug.

the other room

The uterus. When your cock is long and her vagina is short, the extra length winds up in her uterus.
Man, nobody told me what a small cunt Amy has. I plowed my big hard cock right into the other room.
by fav January 29, 2007
mugGet the the other roommug.

Half a Tuffy

An erection. However, not at full mast. Not flacid, not rock hard.
Dolan: Whadya do last nite Fav?
Fav: Drank some single malt and hung out with Kelly Green.
Dolan: I know you are skipping out on some graphic details.
Fav: Whaaa???
Dolan: Did you pound on her pelt?
Fav: I wouldn't call it pounding, no. I could only get half a tuffy. Damn Scotch.
Dolan: Happens every time.
by Fav April 16, 2008
mugGet the Half a Tuffymug.

Pulled a PJ

When an extremely intoxicated male wakes up in unfamiliar surrounding and has to urinate badly but has no knowledge of where the bathroom is. He then proceeds to relieve himself on anything resembling a toilet.
Fav: Dude, I fucking pulled a PJ last nite.
Dolan: Where?
Fav: Baker's hamper.
Dolan: She hacked off?
Fav: No doubt. I got some splainin' to do.
by Fav February 13, 2008
mugGet the Pulled a PJmug.

hazmat

The multi-colored waste one finds in the crotch of women's panties.
Rob: Vaginas sure are beautiful !
Dave: No doubt.
Rob: Well, that is until you view the hazmat they produce !
Dave: Fuckin' A right !
by Fav February 13, 2008
mugGet the hazmatmug.

Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.
Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.
by Fav May 1, 2008
mugGet the Pining For The Pork Swordmug.

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