Definitions by Fav

Love Shim 

Something you insert into woman's vagina along with your cock due to your lack of size and or her lack of elasticity.

Bones: Hey Fav, I heard you gave it to old Sally Hayes last night.
Fav: I tried. You know what they say about Sally !
Bones: No doubt ! What did you use for a love shim ?
Fav: A can of Pabst Blue Ribbon !
Bones: Man, you are old school !
Fav: Yeat !

Love Shim by Fav February 15, 2008

speed baggin' 

Working the clit from both sides simultaneously as if you were working a speed bag. 1,2,3, one, 1,2,3, two, 1,2,3, three....

Bones: Did you hear I went out with Jules last weekend?
Fav: Hell no ! Lucky you ! Did you do any clam stabbin' ?
Bones: Didn't I tell you I've got the wounded Marlin ?
Fav: Shit, no. D'ya get anything ?
Bones: Just did a little speed baggin'. I'll be back to my old self next week.
Fav: You'll bounce back kid ! Right'o !

speed baggin' by Fav February 15, 2008

Get My Drink On

Black slang for getting intoxicated.

Weezy: Hey Laquifa, whazzup ?
Laquifa: Ize justa waiting for Jamaal to step in. Soonze he get heah, Ize gonna fix him up a turkey pot pie !
Weezy: Youze got plans afta dat ?
Laquifa: Yeeah, Ize gonna head on up to Lamonts' crib. You wonna come?
Weezy: Whatyu gonna be doin' at Lamont's?
Laquifa: Ize gonna get my drink on ! Innerested ?
Weezy: I'll chek wit Rolando..mabbe he wanna come !
Laquifa: Vright !

Get My Drink On by Fav February 15, 2008

Down on the Muffin 

Cunnilingus. The act of using your mouth and tongue to stimulate your selfish bitch.

Dolan: Hey Fav, who is the new piece of quim I've seen you hangin' with?
Fav: Oh, her name is Aja. I met her online a few days ago.
Dolan: Have you been down on the muffin yet?
Fav: Hell no. She currently has a yeast infection AND her period ! Some serious hazmat brewin' down there.
Dolan: Yeeessh !

Down on the Muffin by Fav February 14, 2008

hazmat 

The multi-colored waste one finds in the crotch of women's panties.

Rob: Vaginas sure are beautiful !
Dave: No doubt.
Rob: Well, that is until you view the hazmat they produce !
Dave: Fuckin' A right !

hazmat by Fav February 13, 2008

snakes with tits 

Women. Especially those that leave you when the money runs out.

Rob: Did you hear that Laura dumped me?
Dave: No, why?
Rob: Probably had something to do with me losing my six figure income.
Dave: Fuckin' Women !
Rob: I think you mean "Snakes with tits!"
Dave: Exactly !

snakes with tits by Fav February 13, 2008

autosuck

A fictitious feature that should accompany an expensive item.

Dolan: Nice Benz Mo Fro !
Fav: Thanks D !
Dolan: Lotta Jacksons for some wheels like that?
Fav: 55K
Dolan: For that price, it better come with autosuck !
Fav: Yeat ! You got that right !

autosuck by Fav February 13, 2008