Poupee

A hairpiece that covers a dog's butthole while it walks. Rhymes with toupee.

It's more pleasant taking my dog out to poop now that she wears a poupee.

by Faster Redhead February 25, 2017

Trantagonize

The act of picking a fight with transgender people by insulting them.

I would never Trantagonize that woman because I believe in everyone's right to choose their gender. Even if they can't use the bathrooms in the South.

by Faster Redhead May 27, 2016

Blinkini

When someone who is overweight, jiggly or generally out of shape wears a bikini, causing you to keep blinking your eyes or rub them in disbelief to make the sight go away

On the beach, the woman in the blinkini wobbled to the water, unaware of the incredulous looks she got from the others.

by Faster Redhead March 24, 2017

Harmonicock

An oral sex technique where you slide your mouth up and down an erect penis while humming or speaking into it.

He knew his girlfriend was a keeper after she gave him a harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead October 08, 2017

Nonaversary

The day you were married to an ex spouse. Your non anniversary.

I celebrated my Nonaversary by throwing darts at a photo of my ex.

by Faster Redhead May 05, 2016

Racktrap

Using your bra as a storage device, i.e. Trapping items in your rack. Also a bra pocket that holds essentials in your bra.

I stuffed my emergency cash and identification in my Racktrap when I went out for a run so I could either buy a water or have my body identified if I keeled over.

by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016

Hazardass

A girl with a ginormous ass, possibly from genetics but most likely from butt implants. Think Nicki Minaj.

Dayum. Every man in the room is checking out that Hazardass and hoping she splits her booty shorts open.

by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016