Vajoma

When your vagina is in a coma. Dry and sleepy. Common in menopausal women.

Damn this vajoma! Not even Prince Charming can kiss it and wake it up.

by Faster Redhead November 17, 2015

Hazardass

A girl with a ginormous ass, possibly from genetics but most likely from butt implants. Think Nicki Minaj.

Dayum. Every man in the room is checking out that Hazardass and hoping she splits her booty shorts open.

by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016

Friendpetitive

When you fight to have a better relationship with a specific friend.

Penni and Cassandra were so friendpetitive over Tashi's attention that it made the rest of the group uncomfortable.

by Faster Redhead November 13, 2016

Weave queen

A woman who uses various hair extensions (clipped in, sewn in, bonded in), falls and wigs to achieve a sexy, glamourous look.

That girl is such a weave queen she could give Beyonce a run for her money.

by Faster Redhead June 16, 2016

dildon’t

A vibrator that is so large that the thought of using it is beyond frightening.

I went shopping at the adult store and got spooked by some of the bigger dildon’ts.

by Faster Redhead October 23, 2017

harmonicock

An oral sex technique where you slide your mouth up and down on a penis while breathing or speaking into it.

He could never dump his girlfriend because she loved to play the harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead September 10, 2017

Harmonicock

An oral sex technique where you slide your mouth up and down an erect penis while humming or speaking into it.

He knew his girlfriend was a keeper after she gave him a harmonicock.

by Faster Redhead September 10, 2017