Blinkini

When someone who is overweight, jiggly or generally out of shape wears a bikini, causing you to keep blinking your eyes or rub them in disbelief to make the sight go away

On the beach, the woman in the blinkini wobbled to the water, unaware of the incredulous looks she got from the others.

by Faster Redhead March 24, 2017

blinking 12 generation

The typically 50+ year old individuals who have a blinking 12:00 on their VCR. These people frequently have difficulty understanding and using anything electronic or computer related. If they do use such devices, it will normally be only for exactly their use, no more.

My dad asked me to program a show on his VCR because he is a member of the blinking 12 generation.

by Mark Greenblatt July 3, 2005

Blinking trick

The blinking trick occurs when you are stoned out of your fucking mind and blinking while walking makes you speed up. It almost appears as if you can teleport. Blinking for long enough might make you turn into the flash or maybe even sonic the hedgehog.

Person 1: How the fuck are you moving so fast?
Person 2: I'm just using the blinking trick dumbass

by Yung Petrol January 22, 2020

blinkidiot

blinkidiot is nobody important

"blinkidiot is nobody important"

by blinkidiot November 20, 2004

slow blinking

When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them

Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are

Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me

Charlie: *slow blinking*

by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014

blinking pink

The state when a girl is close to giving it up. Sex will almost always follow. A derivative of blinking red.

"How was your night with Sarah." "I was so fucking close, she was blinking pink and everything."

"A real player has her blinking pink in less than five minutes."

by c.willi.m November 24, 2005

Blinking Yappingly

To blink yappingly you must blink over five hundred times in one minute, or else you have not successfully blinked yappingly

Conner Paul Beaty : Kyle was Blinking Yappingly

John Carlson : Yeah I saw Kyle Blinking Yappingly today more then usual

Conner Paul Beaty : Yes it was quite strange seeing him blink so yappingly

by gabeslawncare April 13, 2022