fb's definitions

OI!

Three chord thrash by bands that couldn't play punk.

For christs sake turn that n OI se down.

by FB November 26, 2003

rugby

A true game of two halves: rugby league - the game played in heaven (why do you think Jesus had 12 disciples) by supremely fit and hard men and rugby union played by fat blokees and a kicker. Aparently England are good at this because they have a player who can hoof the ball over from 50 yards, and an ex rugby league player that can score tries.

Amazing, I've survived a game of rugby with only two injuries.

by FB November 26, 2003

pentagon

Five blokes fucking one lucky lucky fuckin girl. She has a plug in the lug, is skiing and also taking it brown and pink. I fuckin wish i had me a vagina, fuck this penis i hate it.

We were all bored after dinner so the call went up....PENTAGON....Marion assumed the position and Joefus, Reece, Estacio, Pelore, and Michael all took their kek off and places. I watched from the corner...trying to ignore the hateful female flesh form revealed.

by FB January 18, 2005

scooterboy

Mid eighties to mid nineties british youth cult. Recognisable by bad haircuts, ratty scooters such as Lambretta or Vespa and a love for obscure and rare soul, ska, punk andpsychobilly. Often found in pubs in run down seaside reorts.

Not a mod

Oh look theres another pissed scooterboy

by FB November 26, 2003

hard as fuck

to be at the limit of erect, so so so hard, can only come from man on man sex

last night after church i was hjard as fuck and so rammed into johnnyso that it was painful, god i was so super right on hard as fuck

by fb December 31, 2004

soaping the dog

while you're fucking a hot guy or girl.... the putting of the entire male genital package into the orifice in question. More of a challenge for gays because of the unique expansive powers of the cunt. Named bacause of its near impossibility.

After the football game last night elephant cocked andrew soaped the dog with tight little james while the rest of the guys banged each other and themselves off.

by fb December 31, 2004

BMK

Black Man's Kryptonite ... the ass of a girl who renders the game of even the most skilled playas useless.

The guys at the bar couldn't keep their eyes off her BMK.

by FB February 21, 2005