Ez's definitions

tall glass of water

tall, uninteresting person. usually male.

'who's that tall glass o' water over in the corner?'

by Ez October 21, 2003

Weezie

A hot, big black chick!! Like Weezie on
the Jeffersons..

Yo, playa check out the booty on that Weezie!!

by EZ November 4, 2003

weasy

a "nigger" from africa

"weasy you abed"

"weasy come here"

"weasy get me some fucking food"

by Ez August 17, 2004

schlagered

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

by ez September 24, 2004

pack rat

When having sex doggy style, the man pushes his balls inside the vagina, thus creating the pack rat.

Sally was quite alarmed when Johnny gave her a pack rat last night.
(Johnny has elephantitis)

by EZ January 25, 2005

nippy

A young supple man from Saugus Massachusetts.

Is Nippy back from Chili's and the porn store yet?

by ez February 8, 2005

nippy shuffle

1. a slow, tiring, and forced stride usually accompanying those of a "nippy-like" nature. See Also: Nippy

2. a type of slow walk that results from engorging on pizza, italian, queso, or burgers.

Hurry up Chris, your doing the fucking Nippy Shuffle.

Christ Ed, too much to eat tonite at Chili's; looks like its the Nippy SHuffle tonite.

by ez February 8, 2005