Definitions by Eye Six
Thindow
Pronounced, ‘thin- doe’ -rhymes with window.
A broken car window that has been replaced/covered with grey duct tape and/or black garbage bags. Unlike a temporary fix until the window can be replaced, a thindow may remain for many years.
A broken car window that has been replaced/covered with grey duct tape and/or black garbage bags. Unlike a temporary fix until the window can be replaced, a thindow may remain for many years.
Eddy: Where in the hell is all the duct tape?
Igor: I used it all to install a thindowon my back passenger door after that prostitute smashed in the window with her fat ass
Igor: I used it all to install a thindowon my back passenger door after that prostitute smashed in the window with her fat ass
Pornhub
Pronounced: poor-en-hub; noun/also adjective for connoisseurs...”Yeah I’m pro’lly gonna Pornhub it tonight baby so you get some rest”
Def: Website known internationally(except in Russia and China on Thursdays and Sundays) for it’s informative and entertaining videos depicting a variety of human interactions performed in the nude. Many of the videos available are so engrossing that viewers will also be nude and act out the activities on the screen by themselves for two to three minutes and then abruptly leave the website without learning the final outcome of the story.
Use: It is important that you always remember to turn off Bluetooth before retiring to your room to watch Pornhub- failure to do so will cause your audio to be broadcast from your bedroom to the speaker in the living room where your wife, her sister and your mother-in-law are relaxing over hot tea. The ensuing awkwardness of this mistake will greatly diminish your viewing pleasure.
*Please note that if you attempt to google and type in the first letter of your search, and it is not even the letter P but auto-suggest still pops up Pornhub, you may qualify as a chronic Jacker.
*Certain Pornhub advertising will claim that there is a “Horny MILF 2.5 miles away that is ready to fuck you now!” . If you happen to travel to another state and view Pornhub in that other state, don’t be alarmed when you see the same Horny MILF still only 2.5 miles away: She is NOT stalking you.
Def: Website known internationally(except in Russia and China on Thursdays and Sundays) for it’s informative and entertaining videos depicting a variety of human interactions performed in the nude. Many of the videos available are so engrossing that viewers will also be nude and act out the activities on the screen by themselves for two to three minutes and then abruptly leave the website without learning the final outcome of the story.
Use: It is important that you always remember to turn off Bluetooth before retiring to your room to watch Pornhub- failure to do so will cause your audio to be broadcast from your bedroom to the speaker in the living room where your wife, her sister and your mother-in-law are relaxing over hot tea. The ensuing awkwardness of this mistake will greatly diminish your viewing pleasure.
*Please note that if you attempt to google and type in the first letter of your search, and it is not even the letter P but auto-suggest still pops up Pornhub, you may qualify as a chronic Jacker.
*Certain Pornhub advertising will claim that there is a “Horny MILF 2.5 miles away that is ready to fuck you now!” . If you happen to travel to another state and view Pornhub in that other state, don’t be alarmed when you see the same Horny MILF still only 2.5 miles away: She is NOT stalking you.
Time Pimp
An individual that has their timing under wraps; One who knows the waiting game and plays it hard. A Time Pimp can wait until the very last minute before impending eviction, jail time, loss of job, property, money or even life and pull it out and pour it on just in the nick o time.
The best Time Pimps will display feats of timing beyond the explanation of science and reason; They will leave (for no apparent reason) minutes before the police arrive. They will show up an hour late and score the last concert tickets in town.
The best Time Pimps will display feats of timing beyond the explanation of science and reason; They will leave (for no apparent reason) minutes before the police arrive. They will show up an hour late and score the last concert tickets in town.