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Elton, Louisiana

Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.
The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana

Sell Out 

Well I know you can't work in fast food all your life

But don't sign that paper tonight

She said "But it's too late"
Then, I don't remember what I read
I don't remember what they said
I guess it doesn't matter
Guess it doesn't matter anymore
'Cause you're gonna go to the record store

You're gonna give 'em all your money "
Radio plays what they want you to hear

They tell me it's cool, I just don't believe it
Sell out, with me, oh yea
Sell out, with me tonight

The record company's gonna give me lots of money and

Everything's gonna be alright
No more flipping burgers putting on my silly hat, you know

I don't want that no more
And I didn't ask when we'd get paid
I quit my day job anyway
I guess it doesn't matter
Guess it doesn't matter anymore
'Cause you're gonna go to the record store
You're gonna give 'em all your money

Radio plays what they want you to hear
Tell me it's cool, I just don't believe it
Sell out, with me, oh yea

Sell out with me tonight
The record company's gonna give me lots of money

And everything's gonna be
And I don't think it'll be so bad

And I know it won't be so bad

'Cause the man said "That's the way it is"

And the man said "It don't get better than this"

No, no, no
So I signed on to the record company

They say they're gonna give me lot's of money
If I play what they want you to hear

Tell me it's cool, and I'll sure believe it
Sell out, with me, oh yea

Sell out with me tonight
The record company's gonna give me lots of money

And everything's gonna be alright
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah
The record company's gonna make everything alright
"Baby, don't you sign that paper tonight" she said
"But I can't work in fast food all my life
Sell Out by Evilous Dark Power March 24, 2021

Syringes in the Sandbox 

There once was a park where the kids used to go
But not anymore 'cause their parents all know
There's junkies and whores and bums drinking beer
And the tragic event that happened last year

Two kids were playing, digging in the sand
One with a shovel and one with his hand
Jabbed by a needle carrying HIV
And now he's infected with the disease
He found syringes in the sandbox
He found syringes in the sandbox

The cops just watch 'cause they're on the take
Maybe the don't know what is at stake
The lives of children, with certainty
Maybe the rest of the community

We're only human, what can you expect?
Just shows the life we're willing to accept
Another drive-by, everyone stares
What it comes down to is nobody cares

He found syringes in the sandbox
He found syringes in the sandbox

Cool for Cats 

The Indians send signals from the rocks above the pass
The cowboys take position in the bushes and the grass
The squaw is with the corporal, she is tied against the tree
She doesn't mind the language, it's the beating she don't need
She lets loose all the horses when the corporal is asleep
And he wakes to find the fire's dead and arrows in his hats
And Davy Crockett rides around and says it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats (cool for cats)
The Sweeney's doing ninety 'cause they've got the word to go
They get a gang of villains in a shed up at Heathrow
They're counting out the fivers when the handcuffs lock again
In and out of Wandsworth with the numbers on their names
It's funny how their missus always look so bleeding same
And meanwhile at the station there's a couple of likely lads
Who swear like, "How's your father?" and they're very cool for cats
They're cool for cats (cool for cats)
To change the mood a little I've been posing down the pub
On seeing my reflection, I'm looking slightly rough
I fancy this, I fancy that, I wanna be so flash
I give a little muscle and I spend a little cash
But all I get is bitter and a nasty little rash
And by the time I'm sober I've forgotten what I've had
And everybody tells me that it's cool to be a cat
Cool for cats (cool for cats)
Shape up at the disco and I think I've got a pull
I ask her lots of questions and she hangs on to the wall
I kiss her for the first time and then I take her home
I'm invited in for coffee and I give the dog a bone
She likes to go to discos but she's never on her own
I said I'll see you later and give her some old chat
But it's not like that on the TV when it's cool for cats
It's cool for cats (cool for cats)

I don't like Mondays 

The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
The Telex machine is kept so clean
And it types to a waiting world
Her mother feels so shocked, father's world is rocked
And their thoughts turn to their own little girl
Sweet sixteen, ain't that peachy keen
Now it ain't so neat to admit defeat
They can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reasons do you need, oh oh oh oh?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down
Down, down, shoot it all down
And all the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with the toys a while
And school's out early and soon we be learning
And the lesson today is how to die
And then the bullhorn crackles and the captain tackles
With the problems and the hows and whys
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die, die, oh oh oh?
The silicon chip inside her head
Gets switched to overload
And nobody's gonna go to school today
She's gonna make them stay at home
And daddy doesn't understand it
He always said she was good as gold
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be shown?
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like
I don't like
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
(Tell me why)
I don't like Mondays
I wanna shoot the whole day down

Anti-Feminist and Anti-LGBTQ 

An intelligent person that thinks that the Feminist and LGBTQ movements are unintelligent, degenerate, and morally wrong as well as dangerous and irresponsible.

I’m drunk 

Sorry but I am really drunk right now. The Jim Beam apple cider. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA making me drunk.
I’m drunk and I apologize but I got into the bourbon and I could not help myself