Tauzza

Two pizzas. Since tau is defined as 2 * pi, it follows that one tauzza equals 2 pizzas. Coined by Dr. Tao at a New Jersey Institute of Technology Department of Mathematical Sciences pizza party, one tauzza represents a more concise descriptor of how many pizzas one should order.

Customer: I would like one cheese tauzza and breadsticks, please.
Pizzeria Clerk: What the fuck did he say?
Pizzeria Manager: I don't fucking know.

by EternalSoldier November 24, 2023

Nobusuke Kishi

Japan's worst fucking prime minister. Responsible for the systematic exploitation and murders of millions of Manchurians in the 1930s. Also was Shinzo Abe's paternal grandfather. Kishi probably whacked it to loli hentai as well, or would have if it existed.

Nobusuke Kishi was an evil man. Thank god the Anpo protests occurred.

by EternalSoldier April 10, 2024

The 'Nam

A state of paranoia induced by constant ambushes, bombings, and enemy propaganda. Named after the Viet Nam war in which American GIs heard their names whispered amongst the trees.

Dr. Dingleberry: He's been living with The 'Nam ever since 1973, Ms. Campbell.
Campbell: Shit!

by EternalSoldier July 7, 2023