Tauzza

Two pizzas. Since tau is defined as 2 * pi, it follows that one tauzza equals 2 pizzas. Coined by Dr. Tao at a New Jersey Institute of Technology Department of Mathematical Sciences pizza party, one tauzza represents a more concise descriptor of how many pizzas one should order.

Customer: I would like one cheese tauzza and breadsticks, please.
Pizzeria Clerk: What the fuck did he say?
Pizzeria Manager: I don't fucking know.

by EternalSoldier November 24, 2023

Tauzza

Two pizzas. Derived from Tau = 2 * Pi, tauzza is slowly replacing pizza as a unit of measure of the number of pies delivered to parties and other events.

Domino Hut: Hello. How may we take your order?
Customer: Yeah, I will order one cheese tauzza with mushrooms, please
Domino Hut: So that's two cheese pizzas with mushrooms?
Customer: Yeah.

by EternalSoldier June 30, 2024

Tazza

Tazzas' are beautiful, smart girls. They are shy sometimes, but once they feel comfortable around you, theyll open right up. They are a lot of fun, and they are always nice. They are always very down to earth, and stick with one close group of friends for most or all of their lives. They usually arent the most "popular" but they arent nerds. They dont act fake around people, they are who they are and they dont change. Sometimes they are self-conscious, but they have no reason to be. They might fix their hair at while at their locker, even when its perfect. They have the best laugh in the world, and their eyes are just remarkable. They always look pretty, even without trying, and when they do try, its amazing. They have great style: both in clothes in music. They usually like Taylor Swift songs, like "you belong with me" or "sparks fly". Tazzas' are just the best, and you will be falling in love with one in no time.

TAZZA IS AWESOME

by Greenslade August 12, 2012

tuzzard

A tuzzard is a reference to a woman's clit after she has done steroids. The clit lengthens is size. Due to the testosterine levels in the steroids, the clit becomes adopts a penile state. ITS LONG AND SLOPPY.

A woman on steroids has a big tuzzard.

by Leah Halcomb October 7, 2007