Definitions by Elite

Despotism 

The worst form of government in Civilization 3. You suffer from massive amounts of corruption and waste, and any square producing more then 2 commerce, food, or shields produces one less. Research your way to Republic or Monarchy ASAP.

Despotism sucks!

Despotism by Elite December 13, 2003

nuclear weapon 

A weapon that was used on the Japanese to end World War 2, when it hit Nagasaki it killed approximately 300,000 people. Idiot hippies think this was wrong, and apparently never bring up the Batan Death March or the time we hit a German city with conventional B17 bombs and killed 100,000.

We should've rolled on the Soviet Union right after Germany before they had nuclear weapons.

nuclear weapon by Elite December 2, 2003

Earth 

A place where all the aliens stop on their way away from the super nova that exploded and will kill us all in 10 years. We haven't seen it but they have because they can travel faster then light.

Alien kid: Dad, i got to potty, we need to pull over.

ALien dad: Okay son, Earth's just two stops over, we can eat lunch there too.

Earth by Elite December 2, 2003

rome 

Capitol of the Western Roman Empire. Note that I say Western because you might not know it but Rome was divided into 2 Empires for it to be easier to manage. Unlike the Western Empire the East survived through the Dark Ages. The east was the Eastern Empire or sometimes called the Byzantine Empire. It's capitol was Constantinople, modern day Istanbul.

Rome, you'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy(at least in the 8th century).

rome by Elite December 2, 2003

BF 1942 

The best World War 2 game out there. Also has a mod called Desert Combat, which is the best Gulf War game out there.

I was killed 4 T34's in my Tiger tank in BF 1942, w00t!

BF 1942 by Elite December 2, 2003

DoD 

Despite what these guys might think, DoD is the 2nd best WW2 game ever. Battlefield 1942 is the best. It has vehicles and it's not built on a dinosaur engine.

DoD has shitty admins, where as BF 1942 often has no admins! I'd rather have no admins.

DoD by Elite December 2, 2003

RTS 

A type of game that kicks the shit out of all TBS games. Lets see, how many good RTS's are there?

Command & Conquer(all of them)
Age Of Empires
Warcraft(all of them)
Starcraft

How many good TBS's?

Civilization(all of them)

Then theres always the hybrid game Rise of Nations, which is cool.

omg omg omg i r teh tbs fag and got pwned at starcraft cuz he uber rts guy!

RTS by Elite November 22, 2003