got your candy

A term used in prison's and jails for having ones anal virginity forcibly taken.

"Hey Tim, I hear someone got your candy yesterday?"

by El Walkerama September 26, 2017

Yee Haw Golf

A sport consisting of two or more cowboy boot types, getting together in a pasture or otherwise undeveloped plot of land and hit a crushed beer can toward a maker (or hole). There is a fair amount of hooting and yee hawing done when completed.

Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Hey, you wanna play Yee Haw Golf?
Other Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Sure, let me crush this beer can on my head, pick a hole!"
WJWF: First hole is rusted wheel by the chevy on blocks
OWJWF: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWW

by El Walkerama April 14, 2019

Megakota

When Americans realized how useless having two Dakota states was, they combined them and created Megakota.

I'm from Fargo, Megakota.

by El Walkerama January 24, 2019

Iowa hush puppy

The batter dipped and fried testicles of farm animals, considered a delicacy in farm country.

City Boy: I would never eat a bull testicle, but I do love an Iowa hush puppy.

by El Walkerama February 23, 2020

a junior high

An over the pants hand job, typically given in movie theaters when on dates.

13 year old boy: I took Lisa to the movies and she gave me a junior high!

by El Walkerama October 15, 2019

Cunt Cloak

When an otherwise reasonable female boss suddenly turns into a cunt.
Similar to the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter, no one can see when the cunt cloak is put on, it just is.

My boss came out of her office in her cunt cloak and started yelling at everyone.

by El Walkerama October 13, 2014

Duck Booty

When your booty is high in the air like a duck's tail in water.

Lillian has full Duck Booty, that thing is half way up her back. Damnnnnnnnnnnn.

by El Walkerama March 09, 2015