a junior high

An over the pants hand job, typically given in movie theaters when on dates.

13 year old boy: I took Lisa to the movies and she gave me a junior high!

by El Walkerama October 16, 2019

Iowa hush puppy

The batter dipped and fried testicles of farm animals, considered a delicacy in farm country.

City Boy: I would never eat a bull testicle, but I do love an Iowa hush puppy.

by El Walkerama February 24, 2020

Duck Booty

When your booty is high in the air like a duck's tail in water.

Lillian has full Duck Booty, that thing is half way up her back. Damnnnnnnnnnnn.

by El Walkerama March 09, 2015

Quaid Baby

A baby with shrinky arms, like Quaid from Total Recall.

"Man, did you see John's baby?"
"Yeah, it's a total Quaid Baby."
"Poor John"

by El Walkerama March 02, 2015

yeehaw 3-way

When 3 yeehaw people find out they can't get each other pregnant and have an orgy.

"Tyler, Jake, and I bought a bottle of lube and are gonna have a yeehaw 3-way all night long."

by El Walkerama May 23, 2019

Yee Haw Golf

A sport consisting of two or more cowboy boot types, getting together in a pasture or otherwise undeveloped plot of land and hit a crushed beer can toward a maker (or hole). There is a fair amount of hooting and yee hawing done when completed.

Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Hey, you wanna play Yee Haw Golf?
Other Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Sure, let me crush this beer can on my head, pick a hole!"
WJWF: First hole is rusted wheel by the chevy on blocks
OWJWF: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWW

by El Walkerama April 15, 2019

Southern Canada

A region including Minnesota, Dakota, Michigan, and Wisconsin.

"My friend Tim is from Michigan, it's in Southern Canada."

by El Walkerama August 28, 2017