Yee Haw Golf

A sport consisting of two or more cowboy boot types, getting together in a pasture or otherwise undeveloped plot of land and hit a crushed beer can toward a maker (or hole). There is a fair amount of hooting and yee hawing done when completed.
Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Hey, you wanna play Yee Haw Golf?
Other Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Sure, let me crush this beer can on my head, pick a hole!"
WJWF: First hole is rusted wheel by the chevy on blocks
OWJWF: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWW
by El Walkerama April 14, 2019
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got your candy

A term used in prison's and jails for having ones anal virginity forcibly taken.
"Hey Tim, I hear someone got your candy yesterday?"
by El Walkerama September 26, 2017
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a junior high

An over the pants hand job, typically given in movie theaters when on dates.
13 year old boy: I took Lisa to the movies and she gave me a junior high!
by El Walkerama October 15, 2019
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Cunt Cloak

When an otherwise reasonable female boss suddenly turns into a cunt.
Similar to the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter, no one can see when the cunt cloak is put on, it just is.
My boss came out of her office in her cunt cloak and started yelling at everyone.
by El Walkerama October 13, 2014
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Southern Canada

A region including Minnesota, Dakota, Michigan, and Wisconsin.
"My friend Tim is from Michigan, it's in Southern Canada."
by El Walkerama August 28, 2017
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Quaid Baby

A baby with shrinky arms, like Quaid from Total Recall.
"Man, did you see John's baby?"
"Yeah, it's a total Quaid Baby."
"Poor John"
by El Walkerama March 02, 2015
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yeehaw 3-way

When 3 yeehaw people find out they can't get each other pregnant and have an orgy.
"Tyler, Jake, and I bought a bottle of lube and are gonna have a yeehaw 3-way all night long."
by El Walkerama May 22, 2019
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