Definitions by El Walkerama

Iowa hush puppy 

The batter dipped and fried testicles of farm animals, considered a delicacy in farm country.

City Boy: I would never eat a bull testicle, but I do love an Iowa hush puppy.

Iowa hush puppy by El Walkerama February 23, 2020

a junior high 

An over the pants hand job, typically given in movie theaters when on dates.

13 year old boy: I took Lisa to the movies and she gave me a junior high!

a junior high by El Walkerama October 15, 2019

yeehaw 3-way 

When 3 yeehaw people find out they can't get each other pregnant and have an orgy.

"Tyler, Jake, and I bought a bottle of lube and are gonna have a yeehaw 3-way all night long."

yeehaw 3-way by El Walkerama May 22, 2019

Yee Haw Golf

A sport consisting of two or more cowboy boot types, getting together in a pasture or otherwise undeveloped plot of land and hit a crushed beer can toward a maker (or hole). There is a fair amount of hooting and yee hawing done when completed.

Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Hey, you wanna play Yee Haw Golf?
Other Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Sure, let me crush this beer can on my head, pick a hole!"
WJWF: First hole is rusted wheel by the chevy on blocks
OWJWF: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWW

Yee Haw Golf by El Walkerama April 14, 2019

Megakota 

When Americans realized how useless having two Dakota states was, they combined them and created Megakota.

I'm from Fargo, Megakota.

Megakota by El Walkerama January 24, 2019

got your candy 

A term used in prison's and jails for having ones anal virginity forcibly taken.

"Hey Tim, I hear someone got your candy yesterday?"

got your candy by El Walkerama September 26, 2017

Southern Canada 

A region including Minnesota, Dakota, Michigan, and Wisconsin.

"My friend Tim is from Michigan, it's in Southern Canada."

Southern Canada by El Walkerama August 28, 2017