El Walkerama's definitions

Cunt Cloak

When an otherwise reasonable female boss suddenly turns into a cunt.
Similar to the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter, no one can see when the cunt cloak is put on, it just is.

My boss came out of her office in her cunt cloak and started yelling at everyone.

by El Walkerama October 13, 2014

pulling a cosby

Sticking a frozen pudding pop in the vagina of a younger woman you personally drugged, allowing the pudding pop to melt, then eating the melted pudding where ever it may be found.

Hey Lance, Trent called, he can't make it tonight because he is pulling a cosby on his bosses daughter.

by El Walkerama November 22, 2014

Quaid Baby

A baby with shrinky arms, like Quaid from Total Recall.

"Man, did you see John's baby?"
"Yeah, it's a total Quaid Baby."
"Poor John"

by El Walkerama March 2, 2015

Duck Booty

When your booty is high in the air like a duck's tail in water.

Lillian has full Duck Booty, that thing is half way up her back. Damnnnnnnnnnnn.

by El Walkerama March 9, 2015

Yee Haw Golf

A sport consisting of two or more cowboy boot types, getting together in a pasture or otherwise undeveloped plot of land and hit a crushed beer can toward a maker (or hole). There is a fair amount of hooting and yee hawing done when completed.

Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Hey, you wanna play Yee Haw Golf?
Other Wrangler Jean wearing fella: Sure, let me crush this beer can on my head, pick a hole!"
WJWF: First hole is rusted wheel by the chevy on blocks
OWJWF: YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWWWWW

by El Walkerama April 14, 2019

yeehaw 3-way

When 3 yeehaw people find out they can't get each other pregnant and have an orgy.

"Tyler, Jake, and I bought a bottle of lube and are gonna have a yeehaw 3-way all night long."

by El Walkerama May 22, 2019

a junior high

An over the pants hand job, typically given in movie theaters when on dates.

13 year old boy: I took Lisa to the movies and she gave me a junior high!

by El Walkerama October 15, 2019