Eckersley's definitions

ez katka

Russian slang meaning "ez game" (katka=game). Popularized in games such as DOTA and League of Legends. Used by people to annoy their online opponents after lengthy and difficult games.

*Plays difficult 70 minute DOTA game*
At the end - "ez katka"

by Eckersley July 30, 2016

Naked eye

Looking at something without any optical fittings

His penis is invisible to the naked eye

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

schlick schlick spray spray

To masturbate; to "fap".

*Sees Scarlett Johansson*
schlick schlick spray spray

by Eckersley July 30, 2016

Tough cookie

Someone who frequently gets erections and won't shut up about it

Stop being such a tough cookie and stfu! nobody gives a fuck about your erect penis!

by Eckersley June 15, 2016

Jagdeesh

Random Indian dude who can't say "Bolsack Potatos"

Jagdeesh, stop bobbling your head, mother yaar!

by Eckersley May 6, 2013

throw a dick

More blatant version of "fuck".

"He wants the order in five minutes?! Throw a dick!"

by Eckersley December 1, 2014