Eaton Holgoode's definitions
Small, round, hard fecal pellets created from lack of fluids and dehydration. Often accompany constipation and are difficult to pass without force and grimacing pain.
Monday morning was hell on Ron's ass. His weekend binge drinking left him on the crapper with bad Knot Clots.
by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015
Get the Knot Clotsmug. A small, round ball of feces resident in the gusset of one's underwear. Unlike a traditional butt nugget, the Gusset Tuffet works itself free from the recess of one's ass crack but goes unnoticed until the undergarment is removed. Gusset Tuffets are long suspected of being the primary source of skid marks.
Roger took a nasty dump at the office. He thought he wiped clean but realized later he had been walking around with gusset Tuffets all day.
by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2015
Get the Gusset Tuffetmug. An individual that publicly masturbates. Often found in seedy adult bookstores, porn shops and occasionally, in the art and photography section at your neighborhood Barnes and Noble.
Watch out there’s a pee wee sperman in the next video booth.
I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.
I have never been to an adult theater in years. Too many pee wee spermans in the back.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
Get the Pee Wee Spermanmug. by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
Get the Empty Boxmug. That chick was hot AF but man she had some wild baboon fur when I was hittin it from behind.
Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.
Her baboon fur was so thick you could braid it.
by Eaton Holgoode November 5, 2018
Get the Baboon Furmug. A sexual act which is same as any other foot job or foot fuck except that the provider has a severe case of bunions on both feet. The bony protrusions are highly pleasurable to the receiver's fuck knob as they provide additional, rigid stimulation that is not otherwise provided by someone with soft, non-bunioned feet.
Carl loved getting a good foot job to pacify his foot fetish. While he enjoyed a getting off on a girl's soft feet, he truly preferred the enjoyment and stimulation of a good old fashioned Bunion Job.
by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015
Get the Bunion Jobmug. Inserting a handful of Skittles candy into your anus followed by your girl tossing that salad and rimming your ass good. With each swipe of her velvety tongue, you push a Skittle, or two, into her hungry mouth and say "Taste the rainbow bitch!"
Sorry I'm late. Had to stop by the drug store.
Need a prescription?
No. A bag of Skittles. Renee is doing a little Rainbow Rimming tonight.
Ahhhhh. She tastes the rainbow!
Need a prescription?
No. A bag of Skittles. Renee is doing a little Rainbow Rimming tonight.
Ahhhhh. She tastes the rainbow!
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
Get the Rainbow Rimmingmug.