Rub n Grub

Marathon jerk off sessions. Repeatedly jerking off followed by eating.
I have an 8 Hour online porn pass. Rub n grub for me today braaaahhhhh.
by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2017
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Five Knuckle Plug

Achieving a full hand fisting of your partner's anus of or vagina. Requires patience and lots of lube and very pleasurable gaping.
It took over an hour but I finally did the Five Knuckle Plug on her ass. That baby gaped for 10 minutes before it snapped back shut.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017
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Ironclad Nads

A dude with a ballsack that's so tight, so taut, it's like a stretched piece of leather. It never hangs and almost appears as if there is no scrotum at all. When seen in porn, one asks "Where's that dude's sack? Ewwwww!"
What's with Roger's man sack? It's like he has a cock only. He's got ironclad nads brooohhh. Those nuts are always taut.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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Taffy Job

When your partner is giving you head and focuses stickily on savoring your balls and graciously mouths each testicle like stretching warm pieces of taffy. Usually accompanied by a smile and the words "like that?"
Christie gives the best head yo. I'm telling you she can suck a dick but once she starts in with the taffy job you gonna nut braaaaahhh.
by Eaton Holgoode March 03, 2017
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Mud Avenue

An alternative way to reference the rectum, the anus, the poopshoot, the hershey highway, the brown eye.
Carl: How was your date with Cindy last night Bro?
Chaz: It was wild yo! I was tappin it doggie and she told me it was time to take a walk down Mud Avenue.
Carl" No way!
Chaz: Yea Brahhhhh! Strolled down that muddy road for an hour!
by Eaton Holgoode February 18, 2014
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Cat Jacked

I’m pretty sure I’m getting cat jacked.

Rachel is a whore. I knew I was getting cat jacked.
by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2018
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Fur Cuffed

Fisting an extremely hairy, bushy anus up to the wrist line.

May also apply to fisting of an overly bushy vagina.
He bent over so I could fist his ass and it looked like a mink farm down there. So I got fur cuffed.

Rachel fur cuffed me last night with that hairy beaver of hers.
by Eaton Holgoode January 08, 2018
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